Jedward are officially a pair of fuckwits

#2
They are not micks. They are not even human fuckin beings. No Mick is that stupid
 
#4
I would pay decent money to be let loose on just one of them for 5 minutes with a blade.

If I close my eyes and imagine it, it makes a big fat grin appear on my face
 
#5
I would pay decent money to be let loose on just one of them for 5 minutes with a blade.

If I close my eyes and imagine it, it makes a big fat grin appear on my face
Ah but would Jedward understand the signals you were putting out?
 
#7
The only foursome jedward ( euuuugghh) would be interested in, is one with their parents, the inbred fuckers!!
 
#8
They are not micks. They are not even human fuckin beings. No Mick is that stupid
Your statement confused me somewhat;

"They are not micks"

clashes uncomfortably with

"They are not even human fuckin beings."

Surely a contradiction there!

Then you finished off with:

"No Mick is that stupid"

Well you are wrong! So stop fucking about with my credibility, it's damaged enough after years of British election promises!
 
#10
My grandson has just arrived, showed him the picture of the "Slovakian Twins." Said if he wasn't married he would be climbing over the opposition to get at them. As for Jedward reckons they are a pair of pre-pubescent leather-stretchers........................
 
#11
I reckon they will fuck each other to death soon enough
 
#12
I would pay decent money to be let loose on just one of them for 5 minutes with a blade.

If I close my eyes and imagine it, it makes a big fat grin appear on my face
You want to shave one of the cunts?
Are you going to give him a manicure too.............before you eat out his anus?
 
#14
I reckon the converstaion when like this . .

Slovakian Totty: "Hi You're John and Edward?"

Jedward: (Together) "Yeah, That's us"

Slovakian Totty: "Congratulation, with your result"

Jedward: (Together) "Tanks"

Slovakian Totty: "See you around sometime"

Jedward: (Together) "Yeah, we expect so!"

And sprinkle on some of The Sun's Fairy dust on it and . . . .
 
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