Jeanette Krankie Injured!

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LE
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#2
I reckon her old man just likes the 'puppet on a stick' effect in the bedroom.

:lol:
 
#3
Call me narrow-minded, but the Krankies are just wrong, wrong, wrong. :roll:
 
#4
In my younger days, copping off with a small person was known as a "Spinner"
Impale said small person on yer prong, then spin 'er like you're trying to start a Sopwith Camel! :oops:
Now you probably think I'm a prevert.
 

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#5
Nutstrangler said:
In my younger days, copping off with a small person was known as a "Spinner"
Impale said small person on yer prong, then spin 'er like you're trying to start a Sopwith Camel! :oops:
Now you probably think I'm a prevert.
Doesn't make you a bad person though......

:lol:
 
#8
I'd marry Krankie in a flash. I've loved her since the seventies and she's 10 times better looking than my missus.................and me come to that. I'm a rancid, fat, pie eating trucker.
 
#11
It wasn't a 10' beanstalk it just looked bigger cos she is so small
 
#12
If he can get her to dress as a small boy for the stage,imagine what he makes here wear in the bedroom(sorry what a horrible thought,a naked 57 year old midget).
 
#16
Cutaway said:
Doesn't make you a bad person though......

:lol:
Thanks for that, Cuts. Sort of restores my faith in human kindness, maybe I won't have to resign from the Government after all. :wink:
 
#17
MrPVRd said:
Trying to climb a beanstalk at the age of 57! She should know better.
Our allies send reservists older than that to Iraq. Ohh I see, no beanstalks there...

I gather its wasnt 'her fault'.... the beanstalk bent!
 
#18
what if it stunts her growth?
 

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