JCSC Heroes

Discussion in 'Staff College and Staff Officers' started by lozenge, Jan 10, 2002.

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  1. lozenge

    lozenge Crow

    Here's a big hello to all you JCSE stars of the future. For those of you who just turned up 'cos you had to, I hear the Nursing Times has a few vacancies.
  2. ok_yah

    ok_yah Swinger

    Of course its not like in my day when it was hard, of course there were lots of exams and morning questions and people being whipped before breakfast. None of this getting pissed and smashing the place up!

  3. CDS

    CDS Crow

    Just give me the nod and I'll sack him.  I can you know, I can! ;)
  4. mungo

    mungo Crow Reviewer

    Free the JCSC 2!
  5. Capt_Crash

    Capt_Crash Crow

    Mungo, who are the JCSC 2 and what have they done...tell all.
  6. Yes let us know Mungo .... we might be able to publicise their plight!
  7. Adjutant

    Adjutant Old-Salt

    The CO and myself are keen to hear more on the JCSC 2.  Can someone spill more beans?

  8. CDS

    CDS Crow

    Yes, tell me more.  Although, if they elect for trial by a higher authority I'm bound to get involved somewhere along the line.  Remember, if anyone is thinking of selling the story to the press then I'd be most greatful as the Defence Budget is in a bad way.  £300.00 a mile to run a Challenger, you know!

    May I also say that, thanks to this informative site I have now sacked the SO1 Gravy.  Well no-one told me that cars didn't run on gravy!!  Just thought it was another Combat Supply.  Come on guys, I'm the Boss - need the info.
  9. Capt_Crash

    Capt_Crash Crow

    With out swinging the old lamp too much....When I was on JDSC a Cav Officer (LG I think) missed a lecture and was siiting in the ante room reading the Sun when Commandant walked in, showing a group of Far Eastern generals about.

    The Cav officer looked over the top of the Sun and just gave a cheery "Hullo" and got back to reading the rag.

    The piss was taken but charged NEVER...It is all getting a little to **** for me.    
  10. duncan

    duncan Crow

    I was there with old buncey wuncey - what a prat!  Didn't do his corps any favours!  Even worse news - he has just pick up his Lt Col!!!  There is hope for all of us...
  11. Zero_Alpha

    Zero_Alpha Crow

    Tell me chaps do the marines on the course still wear their best laura ashley frocks on college smokers, that really sent the DS hopping in my day
  12. duncan

    duncan Crow

    Not seen any Royals in their best bib and tucker recently - however the AJD bird wearing a rather cut down toga with red high heels in Kitchener Hall last night looked a bit of all right!  However, the DTC MA bloke wearing a well tailored blazer made out of DPM didn't do it for me - although I gather he enjoyed himself climbing over the fences surrounding the football pitch on his way back from the college club.

    As an aside, the thought Police have acted quickly - no longer can we access this site from the Shrivenham site.  Don't worry we will continue to bring you the latest gossip from our home accounts!
  13. Bow_Man

    Bow_Man War Hero

    Bahh... not attending lessons....in my day one of our course went on holiday to Greece for a week (during Defence Studies) OK he didn't pass the exam but what a great week he had!!
  14. ok_yah

    ok_yah Swinger


    As they say if you can't take a joke ....

    ...and his case he shouldn't have!
  15. Cyrano

    Cyrano Crow

    We have regular 'informal' lunches with the Comdt so that he can question us and find out the views of 'the chap down at the sharp end of the trench'.

    Why doesn't he save his rations bill and log onto this site?