Jarrod V The Snail - Who gives the best Blowjob?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ACAB, May 2, 2013.

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Who gives the best Gobble?

Poll closed May 30, 2013.
  1. The Snail - needs no introduction- to cock anyway

    19 vote(s)
    86.4%
  2. jarrod - close your eyes and imagine I'm Tom Daley

    3 vote(s)
    13.6%

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  1. Right, the bitch fight is in full flow on Bryan the pissed Megalodon thread, but the fact remains, who do ARRSErs think will get them to the vinegar stroke quickest?
     
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  2. This should be fun.
     
  3. I choose to abstain from this disturbing discussion, apart from this post obviously.

    Sent from my HTC Wildfire S A510e using ARRSE mobile app
     
  4. We'd both kill you.

    Trust me.

    I like J, you do not want to take us both on.

    Unless you want to die. Mwahahahahahahaaaaaa.
     
  5. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    well reckon the pair of them will be evenly matched to make you finish quick and climb out of the toilet window.

    at least jarrod will rohypnotise you into forgetfullness.

    not sure if you qualify for ptsd treatment with the other one
     
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  6. :yawn:
     
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  7. So, you wouldn't be adverse to the pair of you having a go?

    Just asking like.....for a mate....
     
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  8. I didn't start the fire.
     
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  9. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    WHICH ONE OF YOU IS PREPARED TO TAKE THEIR TEETH OUT ? of fecking caplocks
     
  10. The Queens of ARRSE in a death match you say?
    If either of them dies the post to member ratio will plummet.
     
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  11. I would say jarrod for a blowy and the slug for a rug munch. Apparently fact as each owns their own and know what feels best.

    Only issue is the power of imagination, unless it were through a glory hole and was convinced it was a smoking hot chick, I doubt I could rise to the occasion for jarrod, but I have never tried so I can't speak from experience.

    So I would say I recon the slug but being as this is hypothetical I will just have a wank.

    It's 8.53 am here and I am stood on a busy train platform typing this drivel and feeling nicely perverse, there are young girls, mums and all ethnics...
     
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  12. It's a shame you didn't select the poll option of showing voters' names.
     
  13. You'd make a lovely couple. A bit like Dexter and his new squeeze.
     
  14. C'mon Dale, we can do a chinese 69er- 'twocanchew'. I'm not selfish (much).
     
  15. Nah, that would put off all the closet hermers who secretly dream of shooting a load down Jarrods throat now, wouldn't it?
     
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