Jarrod V The Snail - Who gives the best Blowjob?

Who gives the best Gobble?

  • The Snail - needs no introduction- to cock anyway

    Votes: 19 86.4%
  • jarrod - close your eyes and imagine I'm Tom Daley

    Votes: 3 13.6%

  • Total voters
    22
  • Poll closed .
#1
Right, the bitch fight is in full flow on Bryan the pissed Megalodon thread, but the fact remains, who do ARRSErs think will get them to the vinegar stroke quickest?
 
#3
I choose to abstain from this disturbing discussion, apart from this post obviously.

Sent from my HTC Wildfire S A510e using ARRSE mobile app
 
#4
Right, the bitch fight is in full flow on Bryan the pissed Megalodon thread, but the fact remains, who do ARRSErs think will get them to then vinegar stroke quickest?
We'd both kill you.

Trust me.

I like J, you do not want to take us both on.

Unless you want to die. Mwahahahahahahaaaaaa.
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#5
well reckon the pair of them will be evenly matched to make you finish quick and climb out of the toilet window.

at least jarrod will rohypnotise you into forgetfullness.

not sure if you qualify for ptsd treatment with the other one
 
#7
We'd both kill you.

Trust me.

I like J, you do not want to take us both on.

Unless you want to die. Mwahahahahahahaaaaaa.
So, you wouldn't be adverse to the pair of you having a go?

Just asking like.....for a mate....
 
#8

sirbhp

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS PREPARED TO TAKE THEIR TEETH OUT ? of fecking caplocks
 
#10
The Queens of ARRSE in a death match you say?
If either of them dies the post to member ratio will plummet.
 
#11
I would say jarrod for a blowy and the slug for a rug munch. Apparently fact as each owns their own and know what feels best.

Only issue is the power of imagination, unless it were through a glory hole and was convinced it was a smoking hot chick, I doubt I could rise to the occasion for jarrod, but I have never tried so I can't speak from experience.

So I would say I recon the slug but being as this is hypothetical I will just have a wank.

It's 8.53 am here and I am stood on a busy train platform typing this drivel and feeling nicely perverse, there are young girls, mums and all ethnics...
 
#12
Right, the bitch fight is in full flow on Bryan the pissed Megalodon thread, but the fact remains, who do ARRSErs think will get them to the vinegar stroke quickest?
It's a shame you didn't select the poll option of showing voters' names.
 
#13
We'd both kill you.

Trust me.

I like J, you do not want to take us both on.

Unless you want to die. Mwahahahahahahaaaaaa.
You'd make a lovely couple. A bit like Dexter and his new squeeze.
 
#15
It's a shame you didn't select the poll option of showing voters' names.
Nah, that would put off all the closet hermers who secretly dream of shooting a load down Jarrods throat now, wouldn't it?
 
#16
There is no physical difference between the inside of a mans' and a womans' mouth
















eeeeeeeew
 
#18
As it is my poll I feel it only right that I that I declare an interest. The Snail is a tiny little (and not unattractive) blonde. Apparently she is a Scouse, but the gag would take care of that.

And I have handcuffs....
 
#19
#20
As it is my poll I feel it only right that I that I declare an interest. The Snail is a tiny little (and not unattractive) blonde. Apparently she is a Scouse, but the gag would take care of that.

And I have handcuffs....
I reckon I could make her 'gag'!
 

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