Jarrod, a question

Allowing that I haven't searched the site and if there's another thread or six on this you can rip me a new ******** (NOT in that way bud), can you give us your medical opinion on "tragic" complications setting in:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-30122767
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
well tonight thank god it's him instead of.. well anyone else really.
 

DaManBugs

LE
Book Reviewer
Jaisus! Your man Borneo makes me fair ashamed to be a fellow Mick at times, sure he does.

MsG
 
Unfortunately the BBC is banned here so I cant see what you are all on about.

Anyway, Jarrod, you know how it is when they protest their innocence. I reckon the OP needs some firm and unrelenting man love. In fact I can see from his post that he is gagging for it. You can almost see the fluttering eyelashes and slightly moist pouting lips...

GO FOR IT!
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
Unfortunately the BBC is banned here so I cant see what you are all on about.

Anyway, Jarrod, you know how it is when they protest their innocence. I reckon the OP needs some firm and unrelenting man love. In fact I can see from his post that he is gagging for it. You can almost see the fluttering eyelashes and slightly moist pouting lips...

GO FOR IT!
U2 frontman Bono broke his arm in six places and fractured his eye socket, hand and shoulder blade in his recent bicycle accident in New York.

The hospital where he was treated - New York's Presbyterian/Weill Cornell Medical Center - has also revealed he underwent two surgical procedures.

The arm fracture involved a five-hour operation on Sunday and was repaired with three metal plates and 18 screws.

The following day - Monday - Bono had surgery on his left hand.

Orthopaedic trauma surgeon, Dean Lorich, said the 54-year-old would require intensive and progressive therapy but that a full recovery was expected.

The band revealed on its website on Monday that Bono had "injured his arm in a cycling spill" and would require surgery.

In its statement, the hospital said Bono was involved in "a high-energy bicycle accident when he attempted to avoid another rider".

U2 were due to start a week-long residency on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, which they have had to postpone.

"We're sure he'll make a full recovery soon, so we'll be back!" said his bandmates The Edge, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Jr.

Bono flew back to the US after taking part in the Band Aid 30 charity single recording in London on Saturday.

The new version of Do They Know It's Christmas?, which comes 30 years after the original, has been released to raise money for the fight against the Ebola epidemic in West Africa.
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
Well it's nice to know that his Mastercard wasn't liberated by the hospital to ensure the smooth functioning of his treatment.
 

Ritch

LE
Unfortunately the BBC is banned here so I cant see what you are all on about.

Anyway, Jarrod, you know how it is when they protest their innocence. I reckon the OP needs some firm and unrelenting man love. In fact I can see from his post that he is gagging for it. You can almost see the fluttering eyelashes and slightly moist pouting lips...

GO FOR IT!

Jarrod beat me to it.
Bono unfortunately didn't quite manage to kill himself.
 
U2 frontman Bono broke his arm in six places and fractured his eye socket, hand and shoulder blade in his recent bicycle accident in New York.

The hospital where he was treated - New York's Presbyterian/Weill Cornell Medical Center - has also revealed he underwent two surgical procedures.

The arm fracture involved a five-hour operation on Sunday and was repaired with three metal plates and 18 screws.

The following day - Monday - Bono had surgery on his left hand.

Orthopaedic trauma surgeon, Dean Lorich, said the 54-year-old would require intensive and progressive therapy but that a full recovery was expected.

The band revealed on its website on Monday that Bono had "injured his arm in a cycling spill" and would require surgery.

In its statement, the hospital said Bono was involved in "a high-energy bicycle accident when he attempted to avoid another rider".

U2 were due to start a week-long residency on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, which they have had to postpone.

"We're sure he'll make a full recovery soon, so we'll be back!" said his bandmates The Edge, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Jr.

Bono flew back to the US after taking part in the Band Aid 30 charity single recording in London on Saturday.

The new version of Do They Know It's Christmas?, which comes 30 years after the original, has been released to raise money for the fight against the Ebola epidemic in West Africa.

Thanks Jarrod!

I gather then that there will be a sudden and massive reduction in deaths from poverty and malnutrition in Africa until his arm heals and he can start clapping again.
 
Alive? Damn..

Oh well, maybe he will pick up something in hospital that will finish him off.
 
If I was the surgeon working on him, I would gently place my scrotum over his eyes and get a nurse to take a pic.
 

The_Snail

ADC
RIP
U2 frontman Bono broke his arm in six places and fractured his eye socket, hand and shoulder blade in his recent bicycle accident in New York.

The hospital where he was treated - New York's Presbyterian/Weill Cornell Medical Center - has also revealed he underwent two surgical procedures.

The arm fracture involved a five-hour operation on Sunday and was repaired with three metal plates and 18 screws.

The following day - Monday - Bono had surgery on his left hand.

Orthopaedic trauma surgeon, Dean Lorich, said the 54-year-old would require intensive and progressive therapy but that a full recovery was expected.

The band revealed on its website on Monday that Bono had "injured his arm in a cycling spill" and would require surgery.

In its statement, the hospital said Bono was involved in "a high-energy bicycle accident when he attempted to avoid another rider".

U2 were due to start a week-long residency on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, which they have had to postpone.

"We're sure he'll make a full recovery soon, so we'll be back!" said his bandmates The Edge, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Jr.

Bono flew back to the US after taking part in the Band Aid 30 charity single recording in London on Saturday.

The new version of Do They Know It's Christmas?, which comes 30 years after the original, has been released to raise money for the fight against the Ebola epidemic in West Africa.


Yeah, well, my ankle really, really smarts.

I'll never get in the shower again.

A bit like Bob Geldof, and you lot call Guy Martin unhygenic?

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.
 

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