Japs: Crazier than Austrians

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BrunoNoMedals, May 30, 2008.

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  1. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

  2. She'd lived there for a year!!! Brilliant! What i want to know is, why choose a samll cubby hole? Surely you'd branch out into a larger cupboard??? :?
  3. Nope - just checked all through upstairs: not a one, dammit!
  4. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Maybe the house prices were putting her off. Got to be difficult affording a large cupboard when you're out of work. It's just a shame she got caught now, what with the market stalling and everything. Another month or so and she might have been able to get a mortgage for it :)
  5. They're a cruel race mind...
  6. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    And perverted to boot!
  7. Yeah, except every time you told her you fancied a 69 she'd be off to the kitchen to do special crispy duck with black bean sauce!
  8. If you can't even be racist properly, then why bother?
  9. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Yeah you fcuking chobber - everyone knows that a 69 is the chicken strips with pineapple!

    Edited to add: Dammit, that pesky Mr Deputy got there before me! :D
  10. Now you see, at least there's a joke there :D
  11. I honestly don't know where to start...

    Although since this is the NAAFI and these are the Japanese, I'll venture starting in Bangkok and ending in Rangoon.

    Those wacky little blighters.