Japs: Crazier than Austrians

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
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#2
She'd lived there for a year!!! Brilliant! What i want to know is, why choose a samll cubby hole? Surely you'd branch out into a larger cupboard??? :?
 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#4
box-of-frogs said:
She'd lived there for a year!!! Brilliant! What i want to know is, why choose a samll cubby hole? Surely you'd branch out into a larger cupboard??? :?
Maybe the house prices were putting her off. Got to be difficult affording a large cupboard when you're out of work. It's just a shame she got caught now, what with the market stalling and everything. Another month or so and she might have been able to get a mortgage for it :)
 
#5
They're a cruel race mind...
 
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Mr_Deputy said:
Geisha girls are supposed to be well...legendary.....be great to have one in the cupboard...having access only to bedroom/bathroom/kitchen and cupboard on her tiny bound-up feet ...take her out when you get back from the pub....
Yeah, except every time you told her you fancied a 69 she'd be off to the kitchen to do special crispy duck with black bean sauce!
 
#9
Uncivil_Servant said:
Mr_Deputy said:
Geisha girls are supposed to be well...legendary.....be great to have one in the cupboard...having access only to bedroom/bathroom/kitchen and cupboard on her tiny bound-up feet ...take her out when you get back from the pub....
Yeah, except every time you told her you fancied a 69 she'd be off to the kitchen to do special crispy duck with black bean sauce!
If you can't even be racist properly, then why bother?
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#10
Carcass said:
Uncivil_Servant said:
Mr_Deputy said:
Geisha girls are supposed to be well...legendary.....be great to have one in the cupboard...having access only to bedroom/bathroom/kitchen and cupboard on her tiny bound-up feet ...take her out when you get back from the pub....
Yeah, except every time you told her you fancied a 69 she'd be off to the kitchen to do special crispy duck with black bean sauce!
If you can't even be racist properly, then why bother?
Yeah you fcuking chobber - everyone knows that a 69 is the chicken strips with pineapple!

Edited to add: Dammit, that pesky Mr Deputy got there before me! :D
 
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Mr_Deputy said:
Would you rather it be plum sauce?

(you see - plum sauce like from his plums...its a spaff joke tee hee)
Now you see, at least there's a joke there :D
 
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Uncivil_Servant said:
Mr_Deputy said:
Geisha girls are supposed to be well...legendary.....be great to have one in the cupboard...having access only to bedroom/bathroom/kitchen and cupboard on her tiny bound-up feet ...take her out when you get back from the pub....
Yeah, except every time you told her you fancied a 69 she'd be off to the kitchen to do special crispy duck with black bean sauce!
I honestly don't know where to start...

Although since this is the NAAFI and these are the Japanese, I'll venture starting in Bangkok and ending in Rangoon.

Those wacky little blighters.
 

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