When presenting your business card, hold it square on to the manager using thumb and forefinger of both hands. Lean forward four inches (do not bow) and extend the arms slowly. Gob on the card and stick it on the managers forehead with a cheery "Pick the bones out of that you rice burning cunt". Japanese mangers are renowned for their sense of humour and their warm giggles will set the tone for a productive meeting of minds.
Ohayo Gozaimas : good morning
Kon-nichiwa : good day - good efty - good afternoon
Konbanwa : good evening
Hajime-mashte : pleased to meet you
An example would be;
Hajime-mashte. Raa-mont (Lamont) des. Dozo yoroshku
Pleased to meat you. I am Lamont. And you are/please introduce yourself
Ogenki deska? : how are you Genki des : Im fine - [alternatively Genki des-yo : Im very well (more emphatic)]
Domo : Ta/ta muchly
Domo Arigato : thank you
Domo Arigato Gozaimas : thank you very much
Domo Arigato Gozaimas-ta : thank you for all/everything youve done (till this moment)
Do itashimashte : youre welcome
Osewa ni Narimashta : thank you for your help
So Des : Thats correct, yes of course
So Desne : oh is it? Isnt it? Isnt that right.
So Dayo : slang version of So Des.
Onegaishimas : please continue, please begin or please proceed. Said not as a command but more as an imploration/encouragement
Dozo : after you, go ahead, feel free
Gambatte Kudasai : do your best - give it laldy - come on big man.
Goburei : oops! My fault. Im very sorry. Please forgive me for;
a) striking an unprotected or vulnerable area
b) taking unfair advantage
c) being arrogant, presumptuous or inattentive
d) spoiling your technique/practice due to my clumsiness (sorry for being a half wit)
Baka Des : Im a thicko, Im a donkey, Im stupid. Can be said about yourself or at someone (impolite)
Daijobu des : well done, thats right, thats it.
Chigaimas : thats wrong.
Kekko des : no thanks or thats fine or no Im ok etc lots of uses and extremely polite.
Vile cunts all of them. I thought I was racist for calling the darkie a darkie, these vile cunts are so up their own arse they think anyone from outside of Japan is lower caste and will treat them as such.
Their cowardice is legendary, they refuse to drive over here 'just in case', they refuse to go out (socially with others) 'just in case'. They will absolutely refuse to make a decision unless either by committee or unless instructed by the grand high yellow monkey of the company/organisation. They will back down if you front them over anything, but wil covertly criticise you to others (a colleague of mine told a Nip he was wrong, I got a summons up to the Chief Yellow Monkey to tell me to either make him apologise or to 'red card' him from the job, spoke to colleague and he decided to transfer voluntarily - he was vindicated the following week when the little yellow cunt flap was proven to be wrong).