Jamie Oliver - My New Religion

#1
I just cooked steaks as per Mr Oliver's wonderful instruction video and they turned out fantasically, I have therefore decided to worship him as a god.

Just sayin' like.
 
#4
I'm looking out for him making pies.

Can't wait for him to say, "These are Pukka."
 
#7
Jamie Oliver, the ArchBishopMullahRabbiShamanPope of the religion of being a cunt's cunt. The cunt.
 
#8
Okay, you got me, he is a proper twattin' great cunt! But he knows how to cook and as my food put Mrs Twatty in a really good mood, I might be up for a nosh this evening.
 

mercurydancer

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#10
Cant stand Jamie Oliver. If I had a Browning with only two rounds, and a room with Peter Mandelson, David Cameron and Jamie Oliver I'd shoot Oliver twice to make sure.
 
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Kirkz

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#11
Jamie Oliver (the cunt) needs roasting slowly over an open fire until well done and he stops screaming :)
 
K

Kirkz

Guest
#12
Cant stand Jamie Oliver. If I had a Browning with only two rounds, and a room with Peter Mandelson, David Cameron and Jamie Oliver I'd shoot Oliver twice to make sure.
You could always use the cunts dead body to batter Cameron and mandelson to death with :thumright:
 
#14
If you can't cook steak you aren't a real man.
Erm... Do you remember the bit in my original post where I said, "... and they turned out fantastically..."?

Just askin' like.
 
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Kirkz

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#15
Steak doesn't need cooking! Just trim it's horns, wipe it's arse and run it through a warm kitchen :thumright:
 
#16
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