Jamie Oliver - My New Religion

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  1. I just cooked steaks as per Mr Oliver's wonderful instruction video and they turned out fantasically, I have therefore decided to worship him as a god.

    Just sayin' like.
     
  2. Poof.
     
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  3. Jamie Oliver is a cunt.
     
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  4. I'm looking out for him making pies.

    Can't wait for him to say, "These are Pukka."
     
  5. H3

    H3 LE

    Link man where's the link ...... It's not for me though :0)
     
  6. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    Well said.
     
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  7. Jamie Oliver, the ArchBishopMullahRabbiShamanPope of the religion of being a cunt's cunt. The cunt.
     
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  8. Okay, you got me, he is a proper twattin' great cunt! But he knows how to cook and as my food put Mrs Twatty in a really good mood, I might be up for a nosh this evening.
     
  9. hes a fanny with ears
     
  10. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    Cant stand Jamie Oliver. If I had a Browning with only two rounds, and a room with Peter Mandelson, David Cameron and Jamie Oliver I'd shoot Oliver twice to make sure.
     
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  11. Jamie Oliver (the cunt) needs roasting slowly over an open fire until well done and he stops screaming :)
     
  12. You could always use the cunts dead body to batter Cameron and mandelson to death with :thumright:
     
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  13. If you can't cook steak you aren't a real man.
     
  14. Erm... Do you remember the bit in my original post where I said, "... and they turned out fantastically..."?

    Just askin' like.
     
  15. Steak doesn't need cooking! Just trim it's horns, wipe it's arse and run it through a warm kitchen :thumright: