James Bond was a rapist

A pretty poor attempt at bumping him orf, far easier to have stabbed/ strangled/ shot him I would have thought.
No the only way to kill off James Bond is by strapping him down to some fiendishly complex contraption involving a slowly approaching circular saw, laser beam or other sort of device that will launch him into a pool full of sharks, this will of course take a long time most of which will be spent by the evil villain explaining in extraordinary detail how he pulled off his fiendish plot and what his immediate plans are to get away, before he leaves Bond alone to work out how to escape in the nick of time and save England at the very last second.

Even sticking a poisoned umbrella tip into his leg as he walks to his club or spraying novichok on the door handle of his Kensington pied a terre would be considered too simple for your average Bond villain.
 

BarcelonaAnalPark

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A modern day Bond would probably be easily finished off with a well aimed expenses audit, followed by lucrative approach over LinkedIn from private industry.
 
I hope you all realise that if Bond had not raped Pussy Galore in that hayloft she might have been lost to a life of lesbianism forever.

In the original novel, Pussy asks Bond,

"Do you know the definition of a Lesbian in the South? Any girl who can outrun her brothers and uncles". ;)
 

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The scene in question:


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diverman

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Apparently James Bond was a rapist.

This isn't my personal opinion as I think Bond was a charming cad with the gift of the gab. AFAIK he never forced women, I haven't read the books though.


Sean Connery’s Bond was a rapist, says Cary Fukunaga

Cary Fukunaga, the director of No Time To Die, referred to an early Bond film where the spy has an encounter with a woman in a steam room. He pressures her into sex after threatening to complain to her bosses over his near death on a traction machine.

Speaking to The Hollywood Reporter, Fukunaga said: “Is it Thunderball or Goldfinger where, like, basically Sean Connery’s character rapes a woman? She’s like, ‘No, no, no,’ and he’s like, ‘Yes, yes, yes.’ That wouldn’t fly today.”

It was believed that the scene referred to included Connery and the actress Molly Peters...




I wonder what Mr Fleming would say? No doubt Bond will be played as a black lesbian in future series.
The name, split it up as Fuk u naga, sound like anybody we know?
 
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Apparently James Bond was a rapist.

This isn't my personal opinion as I think Bond was a charming cad with the gift of the gab. AFAIK he never forced women, I haven't read the books though.


Sean Connery’s Bond was a rapist, says Cary Fukunaga

Cary Fukunaga, the director of No Time To Die, referred to an early Bond film where the spy has an encounter with a woman in a steam room. He pressures her into sex after threatening to complain to her bosses over his near death on a traction machine.

Speaking to The Hollywood Reporter, Fukunaga said: “Is it Thunderball or Goldfinger where, like, basically Sean Connery’s character rapes a woman? She’s like, ‘No, no, no,’ and he’s like, ‘Yes, yes, yes.’ That wouldn’t fly today.”

It was believed that the scene referred to included Connery and the actress Molly Peters...




I wonder what Mr Fleming would say? No doubt Bond will be played as a black lesbian in future series.

Well he's probably going to be a lesbian now when the replacement is announced..... next one after that a lady boy and that's all bases covered
 
This new character ......Jane Blonde

How is she/it going to chase the villain across the rooftops in her/it's Dolce & Gabbana little black number and high heels?
Will Q become LGBQ?
Will she/it have an all singing and dancing gadget handbag?

Images of the new Blonde car have just been released

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RBMK

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I recommend reading the wiki for Bond. the first part at least is written by someone who was obviously knowledgeable about the subject and the author.

From Wiki:

Fleming decided that Bond should resemble both American singer Hoagy Carmichael and himself[7] and in Casino Royale, Vesper Lynd remarks, "Bond reminds me rather of Hoagy Carmichael, but there is something cold and ruthless." Likewise, in Moonraker, Special Branch Officer Gala Brand thinks that Bond is "certainly good-looking ... Rather like Hoagy Carmichael in a way. That black hair falling down over the right eyebrow. Much the same bones. But there was something a bit cruel in the mouth, and the eyes were cold."[7]

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And yes, I've read all the books, including the erotic scene where an oiled up woman does a "dance" with a large model hand.
 
No the only way to kill off James Bond is by strapping him down to some fiendishly complex contraption involving a slowly approaching circular saw, laser beam or other sort of device that will launch him into a pool full of sharks, this will of course take a long time most of which will be spent by the evil villain explaining in extraordinary detail how he pulled off his fiendish plot and what his immediate plans are to get away, before he leaves Bond alone to work out how to escape in the nick of time and save England at the very last second.

Even sticking a poisoned umbrella tip into his leg as he walks to his club or spraying novichok on the door handle of his Kensington pied a terre would be considered too simple for your average Bond villain.

James Bond is pretty much immortal. The only way that he can be killed is for him to be cast as something he’s not. He’s a nasty bastard, and the UK needs him to be a nasty bastard. Not just in the films, in real life.

I would never underestimate the power of James Bond to build trade links in the Defence world. I have personally been to a James Bond themed pissup in Washington DC organized by the British Embassy. Anybody who was anybody in town in that kind of world was there. More multi-starred officers and large black SUVs outside than I’ve ever seen. Astons and Suburbans. And large blokes with bulging jackets and earpieces.

This kind of thing:

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Leads to a lot of this kind of thing:

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No the only way to kill off James Bond is by strapping him down to some fiendishly complex contraption involving a slowly approaching circular saw, laser beam or other sort of device that will launch him into a pool full of sharks, this will of course take a long time most of which will be spent by the evil villain explaining in extraordinary detail how he pulled off his fiendish plot and what his immediate plans are to get away, before he leaves Bond alone to work out how to escape in the nick of time and save England at the very last second.

Even sticking a poisoned umbrella tip into his leg as he walks to his club or spraying novichok on the door handle of his Kensington pied a terre would be considered too simple for your average Bond villain.
 
With their fascination about the right type of cocktail, cigarette, sports car, clothes, card game etc. all of which will get you into bed with just the right type of English "gel" (foreign girls are easier of course, they just need a good smack to put them in their place)

You mean to say this isn't true? All the those years I wasted reading the 'dapper clothing' thread!
 
This director seems to have forgotten his target audience of which is men, most likely white men too being a classic British film series, and is instead trying to cater to the woke audience who most likely do not care about the Bond films and have never seen them.
If people wanted a black female spy film they should have made their own new film with new characters instead of ruining another series of films, much like they have done with Ghostbusters, Oceans 8 and many others, all of which flopped.
It's only a matter of time before the wokerati turn on Harry Palmer, oooh wait a minute, Len is/was (corbyn factor) a good labour man. More likely to turn on Michael Caine, I fear.
 
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Right accusation. Wrong Bond.

Daniel Craig in "Skyfall", allegedly the "Best Bond Film EVAHH!!! You guys!!!" portrayed Bond anally raping in the shower an already traumatized woman, who he later stood by and watched get shot by the film's villain.

It's one of the main reasons why I only usually refer to the previously-named twat as the "Blond Bint".

BTFW, in the new Bond film "No Time To Die", 007 is played by a black female actor type. I have no interest in how they're going to sort out having a white British/Irish/Puerto Rican man to once again be both Bond and 007 in the next film as the Blond Bint's put me off the franchise for life.


Are you sure he does her up the wrong'un? That would be a first for a Bond movie and a bit kinky for a mainstream British movie.
 

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Are you sure he does her up the wrong'un? That would be a first for a Bond movie and a bit kinky for a mainstream British movie.

Watch the scene. He doesn't make the adjustment necessary in-universe NOT to put his Percy up her Pooter whilst engaging her from behind at very close quarters in the shower.

It's a clearer case of soft-core sodomy than what Susan George's character had to put up with (f'nar, f'nar) in Peckinpah's film, "Straw Dogs".
 

Cutaway

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In the original novel, Pussy asks Bond,

"Do you know the definition of a Lesbian in the South? Any girl who can outrun her brothers and uncles". ;)
Though not, obviously, her sisters and aunties.
 

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