JAMES BLUNTS ESCORT GIRL

chimera

LE
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#1
I don't think this has appeared anywhere else on ARRSE yet:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006290467,00.html

She seems remarkably well put together for an AGC clerk.

And obviously officers shagging married JNCOs is fair game in the HCR since everyone seems to have known about it, and he seems to have soldiered on regardless.

PS - love the fact that the Sun has to show its "readers" (sic) a picture of a Ford Escort - just so they know what one looks like.
 
#3
this has to be the best part

“We started kissing but he was quite a bit shorter than I am so I dragged over a beer crate and he popped himself on top.
 
#5
I was going to say, "Don't worry James, now you're famous you wont ever have to deal with trollops like this again."

However, I read the rest of the article (The Sun? My eyes!) and it appears Mr Blunt has still been seeing her (sort of).

For shame Mr Blunt, for shame.
 

AlienFTM

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#9
theoriginalphantom said:
this has to be the best part

“We started kissing but he was quite a bit shorter than I am so I dragged over a beer crate and he popped himself on top.
It's called contraception. When he starts to breathe heavy, she kicks the crate away, et voila!

Edited for typo.
 
#10
I expect he went for her because there was a queue for the Princess of Wales...
 
#12
fcuking hell :muhaha:
 

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#13
Reminds me a bit of Rebecca Loos with David Beckham.
She appears now and then on Dutch telly acting like she's a feckin celebrity,the slut.
 
#14
Sh*te music and he f*cks gingas. There's no hope for him.
 
#15
Jesus. He's got a singing voice like he's been castrated and he's knobbing Nemcova (HOT Czech bird) ... and he looks like a twat in his No1s (but then, so do I. And I'm married to a Czech woman. But I can't sing. And I've never driven an Escort. Or had a ginger).
 
#16
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Delete
“I used to be shy about my body but James made me feel comfortable"
Insert
"I used to feel shy about my body but now I like to display it in pornographic poses in a tabloid newspaper..."

Thank heavens the RCM didn't find her with his cap on - the punishment for mixed dress in the guards is quite severe. I believe the HCMR look on it as a far worse crime than inter-rank adulterous relationships or attacking Arab students...
 
#17
But in 2005 Natalie opened an Army magazine to read that James had landed a major record deal.
She bought his album and decided to get in touch.
Do you think she had the pound signs in her eyes? :roll:

James recently had a fling with I’m A Celebrity star Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, who made fun of his manhood in an interview.

Natalie raged: “TPT was out of order.

“It’s not tiny. It’s not massive but he knew what to do with it.”
Oh my James! :D
 
#18
Ice_and_a_Slice said:
But in 2005 Natalie opened an Army magazine to read that James had landed a major record deal.
She bought his album and decided to get in touch.
Do you think she had the pound signs in her eyes? :roll:
:lol: :lol: You beat me to it.

Unless James says he did 'it', then I'll stick to the thinking that 'Natalie' is actually a HimShe with the lower floor of Selfridges cosmetic dept on 'its' face.

It's even folding it's arms inwards to give an impression of breasts.
 
#19
Call me Mister Judgemental but she is clearly a disgusting *. Goes to a mess do, leaving her husband looking after the kids and lets some whiney-voiced posh bloke nob her. So Blunt didn't suspect she was a "wife of"? Utter bollocks, I presume she was either waitering on or it was a wives club do. Either way, he was out of order for doing a wife and she's even more out of order for making a total * of her husband and then making sure the whole country knows about it.

Her twins will be so proud of her when they grow up. "Wow mummy, you slept around behind dad's back when you were serving in the Army? And the other bloke ended up a rich pop star? And you sold news of your classic romance to the tabloids, bringing shame on the whole family and really helping the reputation of female soldiers? Wow, Mum, you deserve a medal".

Horrible horrible woman - she'll probably end up on celebrity big brother island from hell giving executive relief to some ex-boyband fella. Blunt doesn't really matter as he's pish anyway, however he should be ashamed.

CS
 

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