http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/latestnews/Jailed-dads-to-send-kids.4804272.jp Once upon a time there was a good little girl, who's daddy was sent away for a long time by an evil Queen. This good little girl used to send her Daddy all sorts of presents, like cakes with files in, industrial excavating equipment, and a map of the Edinburgh sewer system. While her daddy was away her Uncle Bob came round to visit an awful lot, but when Daddy came back he made Uncle Bob go away down a beanstalk. And once Mummy's eyes got better, they all lived happily ever after. So fellow NAAFI regulars, what would your story be?