Jade vs. Shilpa

Shag Jade or shag Shilpa?

  • Queen of Chavs

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#1
Forget all that other bollocks, lets get down to it...which one would you rather shag?

Jade still does it for me...plenty of ATM will keep her gob shut :lick: :donut:
 
#2
Got to be Shilpa, top body on her, and boat race to match.

I couldn't do Jade Goody without thinking of her "Do as you likey" (Pikey) origins as well as the fact that she's a minger.
 
#3
How many fcuking threads does this non-story need?
 
#5
I'm with Whit. this is a proper Naafi bar discussion of the upmost importance. Far more so than the racism ballcocks, which is very tedious.
 
#6
It is bollox, it's nothing more than a scareup job to get people watching this bollox. I'd love OFTEL to ask the producers for the phone numbers of those that 'initally complained'. I'd especially like to know who pushed the story out.

Fcuking rubbish, chav TV at it's worst, full of people I couldn't give a shit about. But the producers are creaming their pants everytime they get another bit of free advertising on the web.

Fcuking garbage. Put a pit in the garden, make them kneel in turn beside it while someone plays Russian roulette behind them

Cnuts.

Still, well done Carphone warehouse for pulling the plug on this fcuking cesspit.
 
#9
Race is not the issue here, let the thread stand independently...unless of course we could organise a race, the winner to shag Sherpa Van and the runner up to have a pop at Faded Goodies?
 
#10
PartTimePongo said:
It is bollox, it's nothing more than a scareup job to get people watching this bollox. I'd love OFTEL to ask the producers for the phone numbers of those that 'initally complained'. I'd especially like to know who pushed the story out.

Fcuking rubbish, chav TV at it's worst, full of people I couldn't give a s*** about. But the producers are creaming their pants everytime they get another bit of free advertising on the web.

Fcuking garbage. Put a pit in the garden, make them kneel in turn beside it while someone plays Russian roulette behind them

Cnuts.

Still, well done Carphone warehouse for pulling the plug on this fcuking cesspit.
I'd rather nail my nads to the table than watch cbb...but my animal urges will not be ignored...
 
#11
PartTimePongo said:
It is bollox, it's nothing more than a scareup job to get people watching this bollox. I'd love OFTEL to ask the producers for the phone numbers of those that 'initally complained'. I'd especially like to know who pushed the story out.

Fcuking rubbish, chav TV at it's worst, full of people I couldn't give a s*** about. But the producers are creaming their pants everytime they get another bit of free advertising on the web.

Fcuking garbage. Put a pit in the garden, make them kneel in turn beside it while someone plays Russian roulette behind them

Cnuts.

Still, well done Carphone warehouse for pulling the plug on this fcuking cesspit.
Agree with all the above, PTP, but your posting is the longest in this thread by far.

Go on - you love it really!
 
#12
PartTimePongo said:
How many fcuking threads does this non-story need?
Why don't you add them up PTP? Or do you actually have something better to do with your evening? :p

I'd take the other one anyday. I'm known for my completely tolerant approach to all races; they're all pink inside :D
 
#13
PartTimePongo said:
How many fcuking threads does this non-story need?
Your right you would think they were rioting in India over this non-story.
you would think that this shilpa was a national treasure of India or summat.
:thumright:
 
#16
O2Thief said:
PartTimePongo said:
Still, well done Carphone warehouse for pulling the plug on this fcuking cesspit.
I'm not aware of the Carphone Warehouse pull out. PTP can you elaborate more?
The word racism was mentioned. They pulled out of sponsering it.

Thats about it.

Flashy, good drills with the Bren Gun!!!!
 

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#17
I voted Jade, because I faced to years ago to the fact that i'm not right in the head.

Her staggeringly slow brain would let me badge her arrse whilst fish-hooking her, kidney punches all round, then smash her nose off the headboard when i'm done - all before she could even work out what was going on.

As you can see, not the first thought i've had about this.
 
#18
Praetorian said:
O2Thief said:
PartTimePongo said:
Still, well done Carphone warehouse for pulling the plug on this fcuking cesspit.
I'm not aware of the Carphone Warehouse pull out. PTP can you elaborate more?
The word racism was mentioned. They pulled out of sponsering it.

Thats about it.

Flashy, good drills with the Bren Gun!!!!
Luckily the racist bit will be over tomorrow though, because they've only pulled their sponsorship for one night!!

Oh, and clearly Shilpa by the way :hump:
 
#19
I'd go with Shilpa by the way.....she looks a bit like that filthy sort from the Puddycat Dolls!.......






Mmmmm......anal....... :hump:
 
#20
O2Thief said:
PartTimePongo said:
Still, well done Carphone warehouse for pulling the plug on this fcuking cesspit.
I'm not aware of the Carphone Warehouse pull out. PTP can you elaborate more?
Carphone warehouse pulled the plug....
 

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