Scene 5, Act 3
Jack doing a solo piece, the mood drops, the stage goes dark. Tweedy slowly enters stage left, the spotlight illuminates his gaunt figures and with a passionate tone sings his signatune tune. 'Smack my bitch up!'
Scene 4, Act 1
Jackiey sits the youthful teenage Jade down and in a moment only a mum and daughter has, sings the haunting. 'I kissed a girl (and I liked it)'
Scene 3, Act 6
Jade moves swiftly around the kitchen in the Big Brother house and moves towards the divine Shilpa Shetty and graciously and with that usual placid tone sings the theme tune to 'Slumdog Millionaire' with the now legendary corus line from Danielle Lloyd of 'I think she should fcuk off home'
Max Clifford and Jake Tweed arm-in-arm skip off stage right to the tune of 'Money, Money, Money'
...and it seems to me
you lived you life
with a tumour in your minge
never knowing who to turn to
with the * thing
your mother could have helped you
even with one arm
the tumour came out yesterday
unfortunately your dead..........
Today at work I found a NOTW from April 5th and the headline, 'JADES FINAL BOW' which at a glance looked like Jades Final Blow then I got to wondering..... what was Jacks last blowjob from her like? I mean, not DID she swallow but rather COULD she swallow?