Jade Goody - The Musical?

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PrinceAlbert

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#2
I thought this thread was gonna be some funny thing to read......how pissed off am I that it's serious?!?!?!

WTF???

We all know the ending anyway!
 
#6
CHAV society at it's worst.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#7
"Britain's Got Cancer"

Can't see Cowell presenting it!
 
#8
What songs are gonna be in it?
Can I suggest Stairway to Heaven?

Any more?
 
#10
PrinceAlbert said:
I thought this thread was gonna be some funny thing to read......how pissed off am I that it's serious?!?!?!

WTF???

We all know the ending anyway!


No harm in trying to make it funny is there? we could try to think of songs they could sing in the musical!


There is of course the one we all know of,

Cancer in the minge, by Elton


And how about from "Annie get your gun"

Im an indian too?


Or from Oklahoma

Pore Jud Is Daid, I know the spelling is different, but hey ho



Apologies, above posts were done whilst writing this one :(
 
#11
"I has got cancer, in me fanny
And the internet finks its funny

But just you, just you wait, just you waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit....(hold note)

Coz I'll make a tonne of Bunce,
Off ma rotten cunt"
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#13
"Scars in her thighs"

Thats got a ring to it.
 
#14
Scene 5, Act 3
Jack doing a solo piece, the mood drops, the stage goes dark. Tweedy slowly enters stage left, the spotlight illuminates his gaunt figures and with a passionate tone sings his signatune tune. 'Smack my bitch up!'

Scene 4, Act 1
Jackiey sits the youthful teenage Jade down and in a moment only a mum and daughter has, sings the haunting. 'I kissed a girl (and I liked it)'

Scene 3, Act 6
Jade moves swiftly around the kitchen in the Big Brother house and moves towards the divine Shilpa Shetty and graciously and with that usual placid tone sings the theme tune to 'Slumdog Millionaire' with the now legendary corus line from Danielle Lloyd of 'I think she should fcuk off home'

Final act
Max Clifford and Jake Tweed arm-in-arm skip off stage right to the tune of 'Money, Money, Money'
Curtain falls
 
#16
"Candle in the minge" surely ?

...and it seems to me
you lived you life
with a tumour in your minge
never knowing who to turn to
with the * thing
your mother could have helped you
even with one arm
the tumour came out yesterday
unfortunately your dead..........
 
#17
Jadefrickingoody the musical, jesus wept, she died - get the hint, now fall out and fcuk off :evil:
 
#18
Will the fat one from Little Britain audtion for the role do you think?
 
#20
Today at work I found a NOTW from April 5th and the headline, 'JADES FINAL BOW' which at a glance looked like Jades Final Blow then I got to wondering..... what was Jacks last blowjob from her like? I mean, not DID she swallow but rather COULD she swallow?
 
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