Jade Goody - Id poke her.

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Biscuits_AB

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I'm not a fan of Big Brother or any other rpogramme where 'celebrity' has-beens or 'f*ckwit' wannabes appear, but I've just been reading Yahoo news and apparantly all of the D list 'celebs' who are going to appear in the next one are complaining about the fat daft lass Goody being on the show. They're scared that she'll steal the limelght apparantly. What a bunch of sorry f*cks they are.

As an aside and more importantly, I'd love to do Jade, roughly and with gusto. She strikes me as being daft enough to agree to anything...so if I do score with her in the future, who's up for a gang bang?
 
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Biscuits_AB said:
I'm not a fan of Big Brother or any other rpogramme where 'celebrity' has-beens or 'f*ckwit' wannabes appear, but I've just been reading Yahoo news and apparantly all of the D list 'celebs' who are going to appear in the next one are complaining about the fat daft lass Goody being on the show. They're scared that she'll steal the limelght apparantly. What a bunch of sorry f*cks they are.

As an aside and more importantly, I'd love to do Jade, roughly and with gusto. She strikes me as being daft enough to agree to anything...so if I do score with her in the future, who's up for a gang bang?
Count me in biscuits, as long as I don't have to bury her after.
 
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Nah, just no. I can't even contemplate that. No, what are you crazy?
 
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I like the way that all these stupid d list stars come out of the woodwork when there's a chance to resurrect their flagging careers. but Jade ? FFS, she's worse then a munter !! Mind you, there's rumours that her Mum and Grandparents are going to get a look in.....If that's true, sign me up for the gang-bang then !!! Keep it in the family and all that.
 
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Biscuits_AB said:
so if I do score with her in the future, who's up for a gang bang?
I have to admit that i've certainly done worse, so count me in :hump:

Having also spent most of my formative years in Saarf Laandan, i could probably translate for you as well :D
 
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Like I said, as long as I don't have to dispose of the body, im happy :D
 
#10
Goody the gurner - NO WAY.

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#11
That is just wrong. So wrong.
 
#12
I've done a lot worse so why break the habit of a lifetime? :D
 
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brewmeister said:
That is just wrong. So wrong.
Quite Brewmeister, that is rather the point, it is Horribly Horribly wrong......









But would you??????

I'll take one of the remaining vacancies as she looks to be getting a bit full up!
 
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You know, I saw her on the TV the other week and with a bit of make-up and her hair done she didn't look half bad.

Credit to her, she's lot some beef too and is now cuddly as opposed to fat minger. I imagine her to have a beautifully smooth labia, quite tight, eager to moisten at the lightest touch and with a pleasant bouquet.

I freely admit that I wouldn't "do" her, I would make love to her, pleasuring in her whimpers of passion and the ecstasy etched on her face, rejoicing and maybe shedding a tear as I spurted my seed deep in her womb.

Then, and only then, would I release the demon in her by splitting open her stomach, releasing the demon in the spillage of her offal.

Lets face it, she's got beautiful skin which would easily re-upholster my battered 3 seater and I'm quite keen to use her mummified snatch as a wallet.
 
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Gremlin said:
brewmeister said:
That is just wrong. So wrong.
Quite Brewmeister, that is rather the point, it is Horribly Horribly wrong......









But would you??????

I'll take one of the remaining vacancies as she looks to be getting a bit full up!
Oh I suppose so. She's got a hole and a heartbeat. Just as long as I don't have to hear her speak!
 
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threaders_vm said:
You know, I saw her on the TV the other week and with a bit of make-up and her hair done she didn't look half bad.

Credit to her, she's lot some beef too and is now cuddly as opposed to fat minger. I imagine her to have a beautifully smooth labia, quite tight, eager to moisten at the lightest touch and with a pleasant bouquet.

I freely admit that I wouldn't "do" her, I would make love to her, pleasuring in her whimpers of passion and the ecstasy etched on her face, rejoicing and maybe shedding a tear as I spurted my seed deep in her womb.

Then, and only then, would I release the demon in her by splitting open her stomach, releasing the demon in the spillage of her offal.

Lets face it, she's got beautiful skin which would easily re-upholster my battered 3 seater and I'm quite keen to use her mummified snatch as a wallet.
Where have you copied that from threaders, it isn't your normal posting style.

And you can all fuck off, I asked first.

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#19
Random_Task said:
Where and when?

I was thinking the back of Tesco's, probably a bit upmarket for Ms.Goody though.

Thoughts?
The queue at the Jobcentre. Helps to pass the time when waiting for the Giro.
 
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