Jade Goody and Patrick Swayze

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BiscuitsAB, Feb 8, 2009.

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  1. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Are doing Pantomime this year.......
  2. You are one sick puppy. Funny as feck though.
  3. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Good drill biccies. Made me laugh :D
  4. Hats off to patrick refuses to take pain killers while still tapping the boards.
  5. It looks like karma exists; Jade goody got cancer for making racist comments on TV.

    It makes you wonder what's going to happen to us sick bAstards?
  6. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Jolly good.
  7. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Being sodomised with an old telegraph pole possibly.
  8. What is Jade Goody getting this Christmas?

  9. Using gravel as a lubricant.
  10. With Valentine's day near Jack Tweed is buying Jade Goody some flowers.
    Well, at least he'll be able to use them twice in the month.
  11. Goldie Hawn back on the dating scene, woot.......she is mine boys back off<
  12. What starts with a J and ends with a big C?

    Jade Goody.
  13. Jade Goody is considering going to a German clinic to see if they can give her a better standard of life.

    Well I suggest she goes to a Swiss one to give everyone else one.
  14. With the steps still attached?
  15. Your acne will come back.

    But the zits will be full of Demestos.