Jade Goody and Patrick Swayze

#4
Hats off to patrick refuses to take pain killers while still tapping the boards.
 
#5
It looks like karma exists; Jade goody got cancer for making racist comments on TV.

It makes you wonder what's going to happen to us sick bAstards?
 

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A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
It looks like karma exists; Jade goody got cancer for making racist comments on TV.

It makes you wonder what's going to happen to us sick bAstards?
Being sodomised with an old telegraph pole possibly.
 
#8
What is Jade Goody getting this Christmas?

Cremated
 
#9
Trans-sane said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
It looks like karma exists; Jade goody got cancer for making racist comments on TV.

It makes you wonder what's going to happen to us sick bAstards?
Being sodomised with an old telegraph pole possibly.
Using gravel as a lubricant.
 
#10
With Valentine's day near Jack Tweed is buying Jade Goody some flowers.
Well, at least he'll be able to use them twice in the month.
 
#13
Jade Goody is considering going to a German clinic to see if they can give her a better standard of life.

Well I suggest she goes to a Swiss one to give everyone else one.
 
#14
Trans-sane said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
It looks like karma exists; Jade goody got cancer for making racist comments on TV.

It makes you wonder what's going to happen to us sick bAstards?
Being sodomised with an old telegraph pole possibly.
With the steps still attached?
 
#15
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
It looks like karma exists; Jade goody got cancer for making racist comments on TV.

It makes you wonder what's going to happen to us sick bAstards?
Your acne will come back.

But the zits will be full of Demestos.
 
#17
Have you seen Jade Goody with her bald head? Looks like Buster Bloodvessel.
 
#19
Patrick Swayze is at least facing his demise with dignity, with no need to broadcast the details to the nation. He s living with cancer, as opposed to dying from it.
 
#20
I wonder if we can come up with enough "clean" bits from Goody to swap with Patrick thus prolonging his life and shortening hers... :twisted:
 
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