Jade - all smooth and wet

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by meridian, Jan 16, 2009.

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  1. Where are the moderators when you need one

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  2. mmm, not too shabby, maybe if she kep her gob shut

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  3. Wire brush and caustic soda, aisle 3

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  1. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    Following on from the Amy Winehouse thread here are some recent pictures of the world's thickest woman, but would you?

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    Or for another option, how about Jade AND Amy together



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  2. She does have a set of lungs on her though. Does she swim underwater?
     
  3. YES YES YES YES
     
  4. Every time I see that girl I want to puke and scream and puke and scream......
     
  5. Looks like a improvement.
     
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I'd nail that in a heartbeat . . . . then feel so ashamed I'd have to get my hammer gun out and nail her to the floor.
     
  7. Beer goggles off.
     
  8. bald smooth and wet
     
  9. Always has been and always will be (until cancer kills the thick cunt) one of these;

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    Heres one of her whilst undergoing chemotherapy;

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  10. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    Is that her mum in the background?
     
  11. The body is chunky but doable and big bags'o fun are a plus, it's the face and accent though that are the deal killers......
     
  12. can you see through the swimsuit :?: :?: :?: :?:
     
  13. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    But as my grandad used to say, you dont look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire

    Wonder if she's bald 'downstairs'
     
  14. I'd rather put my cock in a fire than anywhere near that mound of useless, cancer ridden blubber.