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jacqui Smith

#3
On her Web Site it says,

'Jacqui Smith - Working Hard for you'

http://www.jacquismithmp.labour.co.uk/

She's obviously not working hard enough if he feels the need to watch a bit of Scud whilst shes away.

Bet he got the Mother of all Bollockings, but, in the end it was her that signed the expenses chit.

Maybe she should point him in the direction of some of the more enlightened web sites available free of charge to the discerning gentleman.
 

chimera

LE
Moderator
#4
Opposition MPs are saying that she should be "...considering her position...".

Having watched the porno flicks, I guess her husband is able to offer advice on a few new "positions".
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
"YOU FUCKING WHAT!?!?!?!?!"

"Sorry darling, I didn't think you claim for it did I?!"

"YOU £"$%!^^&^ DORTY !$£%^^$!^£ BASTARD - IT'S ALL OVER THE £"$"!% PAPERS!!!!!!!"

"Well, like I said . . . ."

"WTF DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING, YOU'RE MY FCUKING HUSBAND FFS!"

"Well, not exactly your 'fcuking' husband though am I?"

"AAAAH I KNEW YOU'D BRING THAT UP!!!"

"Well, you know, your not like the bab . . . ladies in the films, and let's face it . . . ."

SMASH PUNCH KNIFE
 
#7
Biped said:
"YOU * WHAT!?!?!?!?!"

"Sorry darling, I didn't think you claim for it did I?!"

"YOU £"$%!^^&^ DORTY !$£%^^$!^£ fatherless - IT'S ALL OVER THE £"$"!% PAPERS!!!!!!!"

"Well, like I said . . . ."

"WTF DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING, YOU'RE MY FCUKING HUSBAND FFS!"

"Well, not exactly your 'fcuking' husband though am I?"

"AAAAH I KNEW YOU'D BRING THAT UP!!!"

"Well, you know, your not like the bab . . . ladies in the films, and let's face it . . . ."

SMASH PUNCH KNIFE
:lol: Then an arrest for a domestic murder, there'd be a line of coppers a mile long to make that one!
 
#8
As HE "works"? for Her does he open HER e-mails?

If so mabe oh I don't know , how about everyone from the site sending her a complain to her e-mail account. I mean what with her being Home Secretary and all that .

Sort of a complaint that her husband has been stealing from us.

smithjj@parliament.uk


:D
 
#9
According to the Daily Hate, the films were watched on 1 and 6 April 2008 (a Tuesday and a Sunday). I have had a quick look on the Parliament website and from 3 April 2008 Parliament was in recess for Easter. So where was Fat Jacqui on a Sunday night if not at home (watching pron)?
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#12
He could do with time on the couch to find out why he married that munter.

Gordon Brown (bless him) has said that the issue should be treated as a personal matter between her and her husband.

WRONG SUNSHINE - THE B!TCH CLAIMED FOR IT, SO IT'S A MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD AND CRIMINAL FRAUD!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#14
Also; don't bother clicking on her video library, not what one might think. No pron on there at all, unless one is into political hectoring. And I realise there is always someone who gets off on that!
 
#15
I think she needs to think about the charges possibly levelled against her, fraud and deception (ref her expenses0 and that is with all MP's.. so follow her lead
 
#16
The_Rattler said:
I think she needs to think about the charges possibly levelled against her, fraud and deception (ref her expenses0 and that is with all MP's.. so follow her lead
The only charges that will arise from this matter will be raised against the mole who leaked the documents. Another charge of 'malfeasance in public office' unless I'm very much mistaken. Don't you know that MPs are untouchable?
 
#17
Typical of the UK every one is picking up on the so called adult films but on the receipt I saw she claimed for 5 films, his 2 porn and 3 others.The real question si not anything to do with hubby watchin porn whilst she is away else where but why she thought it was OK in the first place to claim for entertainment for her family, and also why the fees office who are supposed to check these things approved and paid the bill.
 

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