jacqui Smith

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  1. Just wondering whether the Home Secretary gets Monday Morning Blues? :oops:
     
  2. I wonder whether Mr Home Secretary has an appendage shaped like a BMX handlebar!
     
  3. On her Web Site it says,

    'Jacqui Smith - Working Hard for you'

    http://www.jacquismithmp.labour.co.uk/

    She's obviously not working hard enough if he feels the need to watch a bit of Scud whilst shes away.

    Bet he got the Mother of all Bollockings, but, in the end it was her that signed the expenses chit.

    Maybe she should point him in the direction of some of the more enlightened web sites available free of charge to the discerning gentleman.
     
  4. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

    Opposition MPs are saying that she should be "...considering her position...".

    Having watched the porno flicks, I guess her husband is able to offer advice on a few new "positions".
     
  5. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    To be fair to him, if you were married to her you'd need some relief from somewhere
     
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    "YOU FUCKING WHAT!?!?!?!?!"

    "Sorry darling, I didn't think you claim for it did I?!"

    "YOU £"$%!^^&^ DORTY !$£%^^$!^£ BASTARD - IT'S ALL OVER THE £"$"!% PAPERS!!!!!!!"

    "Well, like I said . . . ."

    "WTF DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING, YOU'RE MY FCUKING HUSBAND FFS!"

    "Well, not exactly your 'fcuking' husband though am I?"

    "AAAAH I KNEW YOU'D BRING THAT UP!!!"

    "Well, you know, your not like the bab . . . ladies in the films, and let's face it . . . ."

    SMASH PUNCH KNIFE
     
  7. :lol: Then an arrest for a domestic murder, there'd be a line of coppers a mile long to make that one!
     
  8. As HE "works"? for Her does he open HER e-mails?

    If so mabe oh I don't know , how about everyone from the site sending her a complain to her e-mail account. I mean what with her being Home Secretary and all that .

    Sort of a complaint that her husband has been stealing from us.

    smithjj@parliament.uk


    :D
     
  9. According to the Daily Hate, the films were watched on 1 and 6 April 2008 (a Tuesday and a Sunday). I have had a quick look on the Parliament website and from 3 April 2008 Parliament was in recess for Easter. So where was Fat Jacqui on a Sunday night if not at home (watching pron)?
     
  10. is that a "Pay per View" channel :?: :wink: :?: :wink:
     
  11. I notice that her husband is "going to spenda lot more time on the sofa."

    Probably a cause of the problem in the first place.
     
  12. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    He could do with time on the couch to find out why he married that munter.

    Gordon Brown (bless him) has said that the issue should be treated as a personal matter between her and her husband.

    WRONG SUNSHINE - THE B!TCH CLAIMED FOR IT, SO IT'S A MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD AND CRIMINAL FRAUD!
     
  13. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I love the fact that her website says she works for Feckenham! Maybe if she had been doing a bit of that in the first place......................!
     
  14. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Also; don't bother clicking on her video library, not what one might think. No pron on there at all, unless one is into political hectoring. And I realise there is always someone who gets off on that!
     
  15. I think she needs to think about the charges possibly levelled against her, fraud and deception (ref her expenses0 and that is with all MP's.. so follow her lead