Jacqui Smith - just to make everyone throw up a little.

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  1. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

  2. Of course it's because she's female. Nothing at all to do with expecting the highest standard of probity from the Home Secretary.
     
  3. Still seems to be shying away from the fact that they were hermer-porn; other than that it's just attention-seeking publicity for her new TV show. Plus I thought she was forced to resign for general incompetence rather than for having turned her husband gay.
     
  4. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs

    That would also be the then home sec who had a car accident and failed to stop at the seane is she working yet?
     
  5. Hilarious.

    Whether her husband used porn is irrelevant.

    Why did she claim for it?

    Idiot.
     
  6. It's good to see however that she is now gainfully employed as a BBC Radio presenter, what was it that made the BBC select her to present the documentary, was it the same objective criteria that were used to have John Prescott present a TV programme on class?
     
  7. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Seems dear old 'Jackboot Jackie' still doesn't get the concept that we have the option to stay within both the spirit and the letter of the systems we must operate within. There were MP's who managed to use the expenses system in a responsible way without abusing it, so the concept was understood at Westminster. And there were thieving cnut's who abused the system - and still winge: "it wasn't my fault - everyone was doing it".

    Still, there was a sort of justice - she got sacked by the electorate. And will hopefully be an unemployment statistic for a good time longer.

    A truly vomit inducing politician....

    Wordsmith
     
  8. 'Still, there was a sort of justice - she got sacked by the electorate. And will hopefully be an unemployment statistic for a good time longer.'

    Not so - I read recently that she has picked up a nice little consultancy with a company that her department just happened to give a big contract to (no conflict of interest, of course). Isn't it nice to see these 'men and women of the people' deservedly doing so well for themselves?
     
  9. Oh Dear!

    A deary dull personality-void specimen who has to have a doc about porn just to bump up the viewing figures by a few thousand hopeful pervies, otherwise it'll be a hour-long drivel abour her being picked-on.

    Great, having to choose to Out your husband or your son. I bet she thought for milliseconds on that one?
     
  10. Hmmm.
    I still reckon "she's" really Prescott in drag.

    Well you never see em both at the same time do you?
     
  11. "Now Vould Madame like somezin' for le weekend... no???"
     

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  12. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    A bayonet up the jaxie perchance. The poor dear. It didnt go all Pete Tong because she was claiming tax payers money for her husbands Gonzo porn habit. It was because she is a woman. Fucks sakes. Can these people not ooze back under the stones quietly?
     
  13. Don't know why but I quite like the idea of kicking her back doors in!
     
  14. I'd happily kick her rectum in with my steel capped warehouse boots