Jackson - The Gravy train quickens momentum

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fat_Cav, Aug 10, 2009.

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  1. Sorry if been done elsewhere.

    Yep! You guessed it. They're al coming out now (Snigger Snigger)

    The latest is sad ex-child star Mark Lester. Mark says he is Paris Jackson's biological father. Apparently Michael asked him over a decade ago to donate some sperm. (As all bezzas do!) and he conveniently forgot about it . . . until now! Did he think MJ was drinking it? Bottled , not draft?

    They're is some resemblence. Blue eyes, both female, blah blah blah! :roll:

    News of the Screws

    I suspect he believes there's a lot of him in Paris. I was thinking the same thing about myself and his (real) jailbait daugther. :twisted:

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  2. Michael Who?

    Mark Lester I know him, he was in a couple of films once.
  3. Well i'm claiming parental rights for Bubbles. Should be worth a few quid.
  4. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor


    I thought you meant General Jackson going on chat shows to say what he should have done whilst serving.

    Still if it boosts his poor service pension.

    watch the para-bretheren jump right in
  5. please sir can i have some more?
    MONEY M.J...
    and maybe a child to boot.... :eek:
  6. And of course it has nothing to do with a daughter who wants to be a actress and is good looking and all publicity being good publicity