Was really hopeful that my "five things you hate" reply had prompted this intellectual discussion, sadly not.
Art - in small doses (ie a half hour slot).
In it's present 'constant re-runs in the lead-up to the film' state on MTV, it's a bunch of ARRSE, I'm afraid.
Wee Man is my favourite participant. I'm normally scared stiff of midgets - sorry, "little people" or whatever the PC phrase of the week is, but Wee Man, and in some ways, the acceptance given to him by his colleagues, has reminded me that in every midget, there is a real human being.... Sounds like I'm reallly mean, normally, but I'm not. We all have our particular prejudices. Anyway, I even have some midget porn, so I can't be that blinkered.
The bit were he's hiding in the closet, waiting for his Dad to come out of the shower. Now that DID make me laugh so much I cried !! He relentlessly battered his father on to the bed, and then had a go at his Mum. I still get tears in my eyes when I think about it. And when they sneak the music gear into the parents bedroom at 3 in the morning, and then play heavy metal music to wake them. Class !!
Midget in a large sports bag at the taxi rank with fat bloke. Fat bloke asks for driver to help him with the bag, as soon as he lifts it the bag starts to wriggle and out jumps the midget in a pair of white undercrackers ad runs off down the street hollering
Taxi drivers face is a picture thats got me laughing out loud as I write
I have to say Jackass is pure ART, Jonny Knoxville taking a sledgehammer to the Nads, Party boy stripping off in the Hi Fi shop and nicking the security guards hat, Bam Megerrea or what ever his name is trying the skate board loop the loop, Preston Lacey chasing Wee Man dressed in their Y fronts/Vests Wee Man in the bag at the Taxi Rank cracks me up every time