A mate of mine got back from Telic last week so saturday night I picked him up from Aldershot and we all went on the p1ss. Meanwhile mrs. Fabulous was at her mate's house, and on the way back from the pub we called to collect her because she didn't want to walk home on her own. On arrival we got invited in for a drink. Unknown to me, while my back was turned my so-called mate proceeded to harrass my mrs to the point where she no longer wants to be in the same room as him again. She didn't tell what Jack-boy was up to at the time because she thought I'd kick off but I got it out of her last night! At one point while she was having a p1ss he went into the toilet and was all over like a tramp on chips , trying to stick his tongue down her throat. She told him to fcuk off but he kept asking her to go in the bedroom giving it "he (capt_fab) won't notice"! I served with a bloke who did similar with a bird in the cpl's mess and he is now doing time for Indecent assault! Can't even write it off to him being pissed because the next morning He tried it on again while I was having a slam, then still being unaware I bought the cnut breakfast and gave him a lift home! In the past I've had to brief him up when he's been a fat, idle, useless, jack, w4nker and he's always been backed off and apologised, and because we were mates I always put it down to him being p1ssed, but he's over-stepped it this time! I should've dropped the cnut years ago, the lazy, jack, leaching, drug-taking fatherless! He's in Leconfield untill the end of the week so I can't grip him untill then. Best course of action? B0ll0ck him in the pub in front of everyone or just proceed straight to kicking?