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Jack Duckworth is Dead.

Deaths come in three's . .

Clive Dunn
Bill Tarmy

. . I'm hoping Chris Moyles suffocating on a particularly large Nigerian penis in a damp Clapham park will be next
Met him at Granada studios when I got dragged around by the ex-wife, he was a genuine nice bloke and spent about twenty minutes chatting to the Ex (Obviously at this time I hadn't realised she was the evil bitch spawn of Satan yet).

As to Piers Morgan and fatty Moyles can't they both die in a traffic accident on the top gear track?
Braced for a series of repeats of Coronation Street episodes, as if 3 episodes a week isn't enough.

I used to watch when it was Corrie Mon/Wed/Fri and Enders on Tue/Thu. Now it requires endless commitment to keep watching the same stuff for hours and hours with multiple episodes on Mon/Fri. Still, it pleases the OH, so I can escape to read ARRSE and other websites without feeling guilty!

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