Jack Duckworth is Dead.

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How come all the latest celebrity deaths are happening abroad?
 
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Who Jack Duckworth? What or where is Coronation Street?
 
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Deaths come in three's . .

Clive Dunn
Bill Tarmy

. . I'm hoping Chris Moyles suffocating on a particularly large Nigerian penis in a damp Clapham park will be next
 
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Deaths come in three's . .

Clive Dunn
Bill Tarmy

. . I'm hoping Chris Moyles suffocating on a particularly large Nigerian penis in a damp Clapham park will be next
I'll see your Chris Moyles and raise you Piers Morgan for the triple whammy (please God).
 
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add June Brown for the accumulator.
 
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Met him at Granada studios when I got dragged around by the ex-wife, he was a genuine nice bloke and spent about twenty minutes chatting to the Ex (Obviously at this time I hadn't realised she was the evil bitch spawn of Satan yet).

As to Piers Morgan and fatty Moyles can't they both die in a traffic accident on the top gear track?
 
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How come all the latest celebrity deaths are happening abroad?
It's 3 for 1 on JaegerBombs.

Poor Bill fell off his hotel balcony while tripping his tits off and dropping bombs.



Probably.
 
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Braced for a series of repeats of Coronation Street episodes, as if 3 episodes a week isn't enough.

I used to watch when it was Corrie Mon/Wed/Fri and Enders on Tue/Thu. Now it requires endless commitment to keep watching the same stuff for hours and hours with multiple episodes on Mon/Fri. Still, it pleases the OH, so I can escape to read ARRSE and other websites without feeling guilty!
 

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