Jack Daniels

Discussion in 'Old & Bold' started by twothreeuptwothreedown, Nov 7, 2011.

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  1. For those of you that know this Airborne warrior........

    He's in the Acute Stroke Ward at FPH...........

    Let the piss taking begin!
  2. Visiting or admitted?
  3. I suspect he's misunderstood the 'stroke' bit! He's got a shock coming when Gladys the 22 stone Jamaican nurse shows up to give him a bed bath with a wire wool flannel!
  4. He'll have another stroke if Moody goes to give him a bed bath!
  5. RIP JD

    We will remember them.
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  6. It's certainly dusty in here..................and there's dogshit on the carpet. Dishes could do with a wash too. Last time I visit a ******* Fijiian's pad.
  7. Get well soon Jack, but if things go bad anyone know what size boots he takes?
  8. He'd better not kark it, the **** owes me a tenner.
  9. See if you can get that tenner he owes me ...
  10. all the best JD, see you soon,
  11. I don't know Jack Daniels (if that is really his name) but I won't rip him a new one. If he really has landed himself in a the stroke ward because he's just suffered one, then that's no reason for mirth. A tip o' the kevlar to him and a hearty wish from me that he gets better. I know from personal experience how much of a drag that is. The VA hospitals don't even have good books to read while you're in the rack and daytime TV is dire.
  12. What's up with him?
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  13. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    When/where is the wake?
  14. He's been admitted 5A, undergoing tests at the moment!
  15. I told him he was doing too much. Dozy ****.
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