Jack was about to marry Jill, so his father took him to one side and said, "When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home, was to take my trousers off," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormouse on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large." "I told her, of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will. Ever since that day, we never had a single problem." Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing: took his trousers off, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said, "The trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them." "Exactly," replied Jack, "I wear the trousers in this relationship, and I always will. I don't want you to forget that." Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on," she said. So Jack tried Jill's knickers on, but they were too small. "I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack. "Exactly," replied Jill, "And if you don't change your fucking attitude you never will."