I asked for a cheeseburger without the gerkin and fries without salt. The look of bewilderment on the young lad's face will stay with me forever. I repeated my request several times to the now zombified boy, but to no avail. Without minutes the superviser, deputy manager and manager were called. I've never seen people go into such deep shock in such a short space of time. The ambulances arrived with speed that would impress even Road Runner. I think the staff are now locked up somewhere going through some sort of de-stress de-shock scheme. Never got my order. Came home and made an egg bango instead. Went down a treat. Try it at your local McDonalds. It's fun.