Ive seen some interesting Spam...

#1
... in my time but I just received the following...

Black market is online again !

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher.

For security reasons, please email me if you want to get address of our online shop.
shanshih_2000@yahoo.com
Utterly f$cking bizarre!!!!
 
#2
So you got a gay slave then ??
 
#4
I like the idea of the fake currency, Ive got loads of the monopoly and gameof life money somewhere. Will it be changed for UK sterling or do I have to get it in US$'s.

The Air to Air missiles were a bit over the top, I only need 5 so no point ordering 10, unless I can split the order with someone else (they've got to pay Postage and packaging costs though)

thats my xmas shopping sorted in one visit :D
 
#6
The_IRON said:
I like the idea of the fake currency, Ive got loads of the monopoly and gameof life money somewhere. Will it be changed for UK sterling or do I have to get it in US$'s.

The Air to Air missiles were a bit over the top, I only need 5 so no point ordering 10, unless I can split the order with someone else (they've got to pay Postage and packaging costs though)

thats my xmas shopping sorted in one visit :D
ill take 2 of the extra 5, iv got a few people i need to... erm... :twisted:
 

mysteron

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#7
"2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only)."

Delivery by airmail for No.10 anyone? :thumright:
 
#8
Drugs, gay slaves, porn and missiles. Who says the IRA is out of business?
 
#10
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
Bloody Hell, Tescos and Asda aint doing Fake currency as well, though i think shanshih will have to go some to beat Morrisons 2 for 1 on air to air missiles.
 

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