I've Returned

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by beagleboy, Mar 17, 2013.

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  1. Well what the fuck's been going on? All the women miss me, yeah, I know's you did - stand in line, no shoving, I'm here all night.

    Any scoops and/or gossip I should know of? Or, is this a case of "fuck right off BB, we never liked you in the first place". *going to my 'happy place' and cry myself to sleep*
  2. Have you been drinking floor cleaner too?
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  3. Not floor cleaner, just VB. Which some will say is close to floor cleaner.
  4. Victoria Beckham?
  5. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    wrong place - we've all migrated to mumsnet now for its friendlier atmosphere and sex tips
  6. I don't know about floor cleaner bb, but the Viagra Boner works good enough to get my knob a polish.
  7. Now that's my kinda place. See ya.
  8. Mumsnet doesn't like us and there's about four people on ARRSE who don't have a deeply boring mental condition and a need to seek attention on here.