I've just been caught

#9
I usually getaway with it but this time she caught me now it's the end of the world
Just be honest and tell her that if she were better in the sack you wouldn't need to watch as much!

Failing that, let her go to bed, watch porn then sneak up and plough her back gates. Post pictures too, will help the divorce case!
 
#11
I told mine straight, 'If your not going to let me throw one up your hoop then I'm watching porn'

I'm single now and not bound by such restrictions...well, when it comes to porn at least.
 
#13
your crap i'm a ninja master and watch it in bed when shes asleep and knock one out
I used to use a PSP for storing pr0n, and surfing the web with the aim of knocking one out covertly when in bed. It was a pain in the arse though, converting the flv files to mp4's. The the wife got herself an HTC Legend, and I immediately saw the possibilities. A portable art video and pic collection disguised as a phone. Jackpot!

I now have the Desire HD as a phone, which just happens to have a 16gig card in it stuffed full of all the art a man could almost wish for, and no need for conversion. Rockplayer and Dolphin HD FTW.

I was caught a few weeks back when she was supposed to be in bed, and I was watching TV downstairs, but as she already knows I am a wanker, and wasn't pestering her for a change, she said nowt.
 
#17
Shot yourself in the foot, mate, unlucky.

ALLEGEDLY my missus watches porn when I'm on nights via her mobile phone's wi-fi while she's in bed.

I do come home and find the modem and router switched on some mornings...
 
#18
I used to use a PSP for storing pr0n, and surfing the web with the aim of knocking one out covertly when in bed. It was a pain in the arse though, converting the flv files to mp4's. The the wife got herself an HTC Legend, and I immediately saw the possibilities. A portable art video and pic collection disguised as a phone. Jackpot!

I now have the Desire HD as a phone, which just happens to have a 16gig card in it stuffed full of all the art a man could almost wish for, and no need for conversion. Rockplayer and Dolphin HD FTW.

I was caught a few weeks back when she was supposed to be in bed, and I was watching TV downstairs, but as she already knows I am a wanker, and wasn't pestering her for a change, she said nowt.
4chan...4chan everywhere.
 
#19
Seeing as no one else has bothered...You Wanker!

With a new baby, your Mrs is going to hate you if you give her gold plated chocolate and the most expensive flowers in the world. Do what you can to help out with the baby, and it will probably get better in a few months. Probably. Try harder not to get caught in the meantime though.
 
#20
Seeing as no one else has bothered...You Wanker!

With a new baby, your Mrs is going to hate you if you give her gold plated chocolate and the most expensive flowers in the world. Do what you can to help out with the baby, and it will probably get better in a few months. Probably. Try harder not to get caught in the meantime though.
What the fuck are you giving him advice for? You ballbag.
 

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