Just been caught watching porn and the mrs hates me
I usually getaway with it but this time she caught me now it's the end of the world
your crap i'm a ninja master and watch it in bed when shes asleep and knock one out
I used to use a PSP for storing pr0n, and surfing the web with the aim of knocking one out covertly when in bed. It was a pain in the arse though, converting the flv files to mp4's. The the wife got herself an HTC Legend, and I immediately saw the possibilities. A portable art video and pic collection disguised as a phone. Jackpot!
I now have the Desire HD as a phone, which just happens to have a 16gig card in it stuffed full of all the art a man could almost wish for, and no need for conversion. Rockplayer and Dolphin HD FTW.
I was caught a few weeks back when she was supposed to be in bed, and I was watching TV downstairs, but as she already knows I am a ******, and wasn't pestering her for a change, she said nowt.
Seeing as no one else has bothered...You ******!
With a new baby, your Mrs is going to hate you if you give her gold plated chocolate and the most expensive flowers in the world. Do what you can to help out with the baby, and it will probably get better in a few months. Probably. Try harder not to get caught in the meantime though.