Ive heard of some excuses!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by jimbojetset, Aug 21, 2007.

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  1. Indeed. Pathetic excuse. At least be honest in regards to the hoover perversion but to do it in front of a crowd? My goodness! This was in in Edinburgh not Amsterdam!
  2. Wonder how many A&E departments are going to have a sudden rush of guys, all with hoover hoses on there nobs. All with the same excuse. "well there wasa story in the sun about this guy pulling a Hoover with his nob, and the wife bet me I couldnt do it"
  3. It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.

    "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

    Not just the ground he wanted to swallow :roll:

    Just off to do some house work :wink: