ive got the best chat up line if you have a better one please post

#1
i walked into a nightclub at the weekend found the most stunning woman
i said to her im gonna have sex with you
she said what makes you so confident
i said im stronger than you
 
#5
"I'll pay for your bag of chips"......... within 3 minutes she was in my car doing an orally marvellous performance on Dragoon's old man....... having said that, this was in Merthyr Tydfil so, maybe not that much of a conquest ?
 
#6
"I'll pay for your bag of chips"......... within 3 minutes she was in my car doing an orally marvellous performance on Dragoon's old man....... having said that, this was in Merthyr Tydfil so, maybe not that much of a conquest ?
In Merthyr Tydfil, she probably only got into the car to get warm, the fellatio is a way of saying thanks! buying them chips is spoiling them.
 
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