ive got the best chat up line if you have a better one please post

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by outhecarstirling, Mar 22, 2011.

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  1. i walked into a nightclub at the weekend found the most stunning woman
    i said to her im gonna have sex with you
    she said what makes you so confident
    i said im stronger than you
  2. Yeah I got that text message on my Nokia brick in 1999
  3. Jarrod I saw it on a cave wall in France next to this

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  4. Did you pull with your pony picture?
  5. "I'll pay for your bag of chips"......... within 3 minutes she was in my car doing an orally marvellous performance on Dragoon's old man....... having said that, this was in Merthyr Tydfil so, maybe not that much of a conquest ?
  6. In Merthyr Tydfil, she probably only got into the car to get warm, the fellatio is a way of saying thanks! buying them chips is spoiling them.
  7. nice shoes,wanna fuck?
  8. Were you in Swindon?
  9. Ahhhh - a smooth talking Queenslander!

    Actually i thought it was - Got shoes? Waana fuck?
  10. Why are shoes so important all of a sudden?