Ive got myself a Mlllaaarrr secret admirer

Well aren't I a lucky boy, I've just been sent this text from Jonathon.

I have replied asking if he would like a "red laboon" but feeling that the work is unfinished I feel the urge to do some mong baiting. Should I ask him out for an ice cream? Suggestions?

 

A RED LABOON...

HAHAHAHA - You MONG!!!

 

ice cream on a first date dnt you feel you should push the boat out a little take him to McD's im sure he would love all the bright colours and the kids meal should suit the elbow biter rather nice

 

Jesus! I thought that said MDN's at after a quick skim. I was about to be OUTRAGED; aren't I good enough?

 

i dont quite think a first date is any place for an MDN experience third maybe but first lest stick to recycled beef and an STI in a stale bun. and im sure you are well sufficient for him

 

We have an update from my schpecial friend.

 

FBG

Please don't do this to me. I'm in a roundtable meeting pretending to answer important e-mails. I'm close to pishing myself but can't resist coming back for a peek for updates in between fits of giggles. Can you leave any updates for another hour or two? My job might depend on it.

 

Chubb has had a sex change then.

 

I haven't had an answer for a while so I've tried to give the conversation a bit of a bump.

 

any news yet or is jonathon still giving you cold shoulder

 

Not yet, he may well have had his mllllaaarrroblie taken off him by his carer.

 

Then again...

 

Maybe a car ran over his favourite laboon, and he dropped his ice cream in shock.. You're in the shit now!

 

keep the updates coming im hooked i havent laughed this much since MDN's public toilet thread

 

two's up i need some fun for the weeks comming