Ive got myself a Mlllaaarrr secret admirer

[FatBoyGeorge]

Well aren't I a lucky boy, I've just been sent this text from Jonathon.

I dialled ur number at random. Me names jonathon. No swearing. How are u? I have asperger its like autism a disability and i have been crying a bit.

I have replied asking if he would like a "red laboon" but feeling that the work is unfinished I feel the urge to do some mong baiting. Should I ask him out for an ice cream? Suggestions?

 

[Closet_Jibber]

A RED LABOON...

HAHAHAHA - You MONG!!!

 

[AJ-W]

ice cream on a first date dnt you feel you should push the boat out a little take him to McD's im sure he would love all the bright colours and the kids meal should suit the elbow biter rather nice

 

[FatBoyGeorge]

ice cream on a first date dnt you feel you should push the boat out a little take him to McD's im sure he would love all the bright colours and the kids meal should suit the elbow biter rather nice

Jesus! I thought that said MDN's at after a quick skim. I was about to be OUTRAGED; aren't I good enough?

 

[AJ-W]

ice cream on a first date dnt you feel you should push the boat out a little take him to McD's im sure he would love all the bright colours and the kids meal should suit the elbow biter rather nice

Jesus! I thought that said MDN's at after a quick skim. I was about to be OUTRAGED; aren't I good enough?

i dont quite think a first date is any place for an MDN experience third maybe but first lest stick to recycled beef and an STI in a stale bun. and im sure you are well sufficient for him

 

[FatBoyGeorge]

We have an update from my schpecial friend.

Whats that

Doesn't matter. So why have you been crying Jonathon? Shall we go out for a happy meal or shall we skip straight to the ice cream?

Name

George. Maybe we could do a bit of window shopping.

U male and age

I like cars. Big cars that are fast as fuck.

 

[ham-shank]

FBG

Please don't do this to me. I'm in a roundtable meeting pretending to answer important e-mails. I'm close to pishing myself but can't resist coming back for a peek for updates in between fits of giggles. Can you leave any updates for another hour or two? My job might depend on it.

 

[The-Lord-Flasheart]

Chubb has had a sex change then.

 

[FatBoyGeorge]

I haven't had an answer for a while so I've tried to give the conversation a bit of a bump.

Whats wrong jonathon, don't you like cars?

 

[AJ-W]

any news yet or is jonathon still giving you cold shoulder

 

[FatBoyGeorge]

Not yet, he may well have had his mllllaaarrroblie taken off him by his carer.

 

[FatBoyGeorge]

Then again...

Do i just wanna know u m or f

I'm a man. My mum told me it's bacause I have dangly bits.

 

[Fugly]

Maybe a car ran over his favourite laboon, and he dropped his ice cream in shock.. You're in the shit now!

 

[AJ-W]

keep the updates coming im hooked i havent laughed this much since MDN's public toilet thread

 

[longlivethequeen]

two's up i need some fun for the weeks comming

 

[The-Lord-Flasheart]

two's up i need some fun for the weeks comming

I have my suspicions that 'Jonothan' is actually you.

 

[longlivethequeen]

two's up i need some fun for the weeks comming

I have my suspicions that 'Jonothan' is actually you.

lol

 

[FatBoyGeorge]

I unfortunately have some bad news regarding Jonathon and I.

We have broken up. The relationship just got itself into a rut and all communication has broken down between us. The split was inevitable. Thing's between us aren't amicable, we aren't talking nor will we be in the future.

Apparently my liking for tutti-frutti ice cream wasn't to Jonathon's taste. He liked mint choc chip instead. A fit of mllaaaarrr proportions ensued which resulted in windmilling arms and windows were salivated upon.

I don't regret our whirlwind romance, just that it is over.

FBG.

 

[AJ-W]

im so sorry to hear the news but your relationship was cursed from the begining i wish u both all the luck and hope you two will remain friends maybe send him that red laboon as a peace offering

 

[BIGBIRD101]

It seems that the ARRSE grooming programme my need a bit of a re-think