I've got a stalker

#1
So apparently you've only 'made it' on ARRSE when you've got a stalker, and here's the message from mine which popped in this morning:

Today, 04:14
mvik9950
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idiot
Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in agarbage compactor, or by getting your cranium smashed in.STFU s_ithead, before you get your head kicked in.


I'm assuming its BounceBanana's sock puppet as I left the troll this little gem earlier

Originally Posted by BounceBanana
On other threads I have written about the fragile nature of the so called successful, entrepreneurial, hardworking people. That they so often simply fall apart at the first difficulty. "Stress" attack. Poor Duncan. Farmers who cannot cope with having to look for other work when their farms fail, so shoot themselves. etc

And people like Rannulph Fiennes who think the aristocracy is so much tougher than other people. Put him on a council estate on £73 a week and it wouldn't be long before he would be killing himself or sectioned unable to cope.

Anyone is supported by pillars. Health, home, family, mental health, income, self worth. Some people cannot even cope with just one pillar being knocked away.

There are heros but how many of them were heroic when there was no one patting them on the back ?

This is a test Duncan if you can fight your way back then well done.

Jungelism

I sincerely hope that you have a brain aneurysm and suffer long before death graces you with its embrace. My 'ignore' list gets longer every day because of cockmonkeys like you.
Now where do I get my ARRSE free membership badge from?
 
#3
Is it "Let's not make sense day" today?
I don't get a vote in it's intelligence level unfortunately. Its probably got a room temperature IQ but hey ho.
 
#4
Nah, it's not BounceBanana, he's had loads od flak on here and doesn't resort to stalking. What you have is a spam type email that has cropped up all over the place. There was thread on here about the same PM some months ago but I can't be bothered to search for it. The clue is garbage compacter, an Americanism.

So no, unfortunately you have not been stalked and are merely the target of a random nut job.
 
#5
Nah, it's not BounceBanana, he's had loads od flak on here and doesn't resort to stalking. What you have is a spam type email that has cropped up all over the place. There was thread on here about the same PM some months ago but I can't be bothered to search for it. The clue is garbage compacter, an Americanism.

So no, unfortunately you have not been stalked and are merely the target of a random nut job.
Cheers for putting a downer on my Friday, I thought I was practically Porridge_Gun or MDN.
 
#7
Mate, when you get a couple of dozen PM's saying COCK, then, and only then do you have an Arrse stalker!
 
#8
Mate, when you get a couple of dozen PM's saying COCK, then, and only then do you have an Arrse stalker!
I believe Dashing_Chap is the resident ARRSE Cock Record Holder at this moment in time. And you can read that any way you like! ;-P
 
#9
I just got horizontal homo, sorry I mean vertical gyro PMing me. I'm even calling people a cock myself, I feel so liberated!
 
#11
I was the OP of the MVIK9950 thread. This rather sad character seems to PM at random using the identical format to all and sundry. He lacks a broad vocabulary, in addition to his myriad other problems, one of which would seem to be a fascination with garbage compactors.
Assuming he's in the UK he also posts early in the morning, presumably from his housing association bedsitter.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#12
What the fuck do you have to do to get a stalker on here.
 
#15
Aye well I've got two.some cunt called Mr d hinecap.(possibly dashing chap)and some fuckwit by the name of bile spewer.I've pmd the cunts to name the time and place,but heard fuck all back.does this make me an internet hard man,or just a hard cunt in general.apparently they dont like me typing in geordie.d hinecap or whatever he's called is a pure grammar Nazi.
 
#16
Mate, when you get a couple of dozen PM's saying COCK, then, and only then do you have an Arrse stalker!
There are a myriad of different reasons why one might be cocked by pm. I have been the recipient of two such PMs, as in both cases the sender found the comment I'd made about him to be funny, cutting, and difficult to reply to with a witty retort. Yours is probably because you are a cock.
 
#17
Aye well I've got two.some cunt called Mr d hinecap.(possibly dashing chap)and some fuckwit by the name of bile spewer.I've pmd the cunts to name the time and place,but heard fuck all back.does this make me an internet hard man,or just a hard cunt in general.apparently they dont like me typing in geordie.d hinecap or whatever he's called is a pure grammar Nazi.
Do the letterheads have DWP or HRMC on them because I think you should probably answer those without calling people out. Just a thought.
 
#19
There are a myriad of different reasons why one might be cocked by pm. I was the recipientof one such PM, as the sender found the comment I'd made about him to be funny, cutting, and difficult to reply to with a witty retort. Yours is probably because you are a cock.
PM sent.
 

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