I like a curry,not the poofy Korma or the British Tikka Masala,no I like it hottt! So I ordered a beek Vindaloo last night for tea after a couple of sherbets in the pub.About 2 hours later,I started to fart.Constantly!When I went for a slash,every step I took,a little pocket of bum gas escaped. Then before bed,I needed a sh1te,so concious of the possible back blast,I positioned my bum carefully on the throne & relaxed. Suddenly the was a loud "ppfffttttssss" as the bum plaster escaped,followed by an immidiate burning sensation of the ring!The stench was bad!I mean it even smelt hot!My cat,who was in the bath drinking from the dripping tap,looked at me wide eye'd & immidiatly ran away! So I gingerly wiped my poor ring & went to bed.No matter how I lay,my poor ring was on fire,my bum cheeks felt like they were burnt & even my bollox/prostate were on fire!I gave my bollox a check & they felt like they do had shrivveled up! I tried lying on my front,nope still hurt.my back,no relief that way either.Even today my ring's still on fire! So who's ever been that bad & any tips to avoid the ring of fire?