I've got 1000 posts!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Dashing_Chap, Mar 2, 2011.

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  1. I thought I'd dedicate this thread to my 1000th post and all the joy I've had in perusing Arrse over the years, does post count have a ratio for your Arrse credibility or does it just mean you have too much time on your hands? Is there quality over quantity or does quantity have a quality all of its own? When should I start investing in a shed?

    Before anyone calls me a cnut I already came to terms with that ages ago, after all only a real cnut would start this sort of thread.

    Here's a few GIF images of Alizee's bum to celebrate.




    Now I'm going to have a cup of tea and bask in the laurels of my new cool.

  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Only 3 of them were worth reading though!
  3. I hope you die of dick cancer, you vile emission.
  4. You can't talk to me like that! I'm a senior member with 5 medals and I've got over a 1000 posts too!
  5. Shame you've not got your O2 tag back dullard
  6. The only thing worth looking at in this thread are the two animated pics..apart from that a bit of a waste of time.
  7. dashing chap!! i do not know how you manage to upset me so so much !

    oh yes thats right i remember now its because you are a cnut !

    best regards
  8. As with so many things in life,it's not about quantity it's about quallity.
  9. I've got a pony.

    Oh, and you are still a cunt.
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    No you havn't, I have seen your Facebook photo's. You have got a ginger rat..........Perhaps I could have worded that better.

    And yep, he is a cunt.
  11. Could cunt be used as a term of endearment? I mean it's wet and sloppy and sometimes smells a bit, but at the end of the day everyone wants one, Freudian Psychoanalysis says so.

    P.S. post a pic of your pony or rat!


  12. My pony is called Clamydia, and is so on my facebook.

    Fatty xxx
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Jarrod doesn't!
  14. Did I ever mention that you are a cunt you cunt?

    In case I haven't: YOU ARE A CUNT!

  15. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    I have over 8,000 posts and 99% are either drivel or tits

    Its nothing to be proud of is it