I've found a Muslim dog captions please

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  1. This fella's dog was camped next to me up at Glen Etive at the weekend looks like he got a Musilm dog from the rehoming centre even got it's own prayer mat!

  2. check out the fucken ballsack on him. don't think he's praying,looks like he's going
    to start fucking the rug. :)
  3. Is it an Afghan Hound?
  4. Smelled to clean to be anything from there Smudge, GOatrutar no he just sat like that for ages!
  5. No I don't want a watch tell my name in Arabic, tickle tackle staying.
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    Are you sure this is East... mm are you sure..... not sure myself...... Ohhh look a rabbit
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  7. HHH

    HHH LE

    The owner has trained the dog to sit like that.
    Makes it easier to shag it!!
  8. And it'll look and smell better than his missus.
  9. When I said face Mecca, I didn't mean the Bingo hall over there with all them bitches hanging around!!!
  10. Fido knew to adopt the position when Afghan Kandak entered the room.
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  11. My names Muhammed and my arsehole smells like explosives
  12. HHH

    HHH LE

    How True!!!
  13. Caption is supposed to refer to the dog - not you personally you muppet
  14. You do personally hope he sits down one day and has a "banging" shit though don't you ?, preferably at Glastonbury need to create an ongoing trend.
  15. Kabul readers wives. Sans burka