Ive Fallen in Love...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MotorMan, Oct 15, 2008.

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  1. ...with smudge67!

    I don't know how or why it happened (love is so often a mysterious thing that defies explanation) but every time I think of him I get that special feeling in my stomach and throat that I haven't had since I had a crush on the karate kid aged about 7. To me, he is the quintessential arrser - funny, quick, cutting (but without a hint of malice) and - in the final analysis - damn sexy.

    Although I have this vision of smudge being a 24 year-old bronzed god of an infanteer, I have a sneaking suspicion that he is actually a 42 year-old REME buddha. But, oh well, smudge my darling, I would drink your fcuking bath water.

    Just given up the animal porn first though, eh?

    PS But I fcuking hate stabtiffy. Like everyone else.
  2. Join the queue fella. I'll warn you that it's growing by the day and is pretty big at the moment.

    To be honest even I think I'm a cunt, at the moment. It'll pass in a few days when I re-realise (is that a word) my own greatness.

    Which re-registering user are you?
  3. Well I love StabTiffy :)

    Oh....edited to add: You wouldn't want to drink my bath water.....really!

    As lovely as it is to read.....thanks and all that......this thread has as much longevity as a "what was your Barb score" thread ;)
  4. smudge....you had me at 'hello' :wink:
  5. He is damn sexy and made it on to my 'Men We Lust After' thread (which is still in the Hole FFS!)

    He is neither a 24 year old bronzed God, or a 42 year old Buddha - but delicious all the same and quite sexy in an understated sort of way. Definitely worth a night out with Motor. Highly recommended. :wink:
  6. So.....did someone mention animal porn???? :)
  7. Yeah - I loved the way you got away with that one :wink:
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I was starting to think "What a sick and perverted thread". That was until I saw that Motorman came from Gosport and that this is normal behaviour for that lot.

    Be afraid Smudge, be very afraid.
  9. :lol:

    I noticed it. You still googling that stuff Smudge? :p
  10. If I came from Gosport I'd probably be up for man love. Better that than the beasts in Emma's :puker:
  11. I'll have you know I'm from Brum - I just work out of Gosport. Dunno which one's worse really...
  12. Jesus, you're not gwah as wella re you? Someone put this poor fecker down!
  13. No need....the mission (to get a copy of the original "animal farm") was a complete success!

    No Army bks is complete without a copy! :)
  14. Still, it's not all bad news. At least my dad didn't abuse me with his "Andy Williams LP" :wink:
  15. That's cos it's not abuse if you enjoy it! :)

    So....the animal porn thing was just after I pished all over that dull RIP thread. Which was sometime ago! So......who are you really? :)

    Wedge? Arby? Too subtle for Flash methinks.