...with smudge67! I don't know how or why it happened (love is so often a mysterious thing that defies explanation) but every time I think of him I get that special feeling in my stomach and throat that I haven't had since I had a crush on the karate kid aged about 7. To me, he is the quintessential arrser - funny, quick, cutting (but without a hint of malice) and - in the final analysis - damn sexy. Although I have this vision of smudge being a 24 year-old bronzed god of an infanteer, I have a sneaking suspicion that he is actually a 42 year-old REME buddha. But, oh well, smudge my darling, I would drink your fcuking bath water. Just given up the animal porn first though, eh? PS But I fcuking hate stabtiffy. Like everyone else.