Bless me father arrse, for I have sinned. It has been 1480 days since my last Naafi Bar post. I preempted lockdown by over a 1000 days and went into a self imposed lockdown isolation. Rumours of my demise have been greatly exagerated, so am pleased to say "I'm back" and looking forward to your fond wishes upon my return to the fold. So pleased to have kept my former rank too!