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Ive Always Wanted...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Jul 6, 2009.

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  1. A 1936 Auburn Cabriolet supercharged speedster and Veronica Lake to help me -erm - shift the stick...

    S I G H

    it ain't gonna happen...

  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    A pet lezzer!
  3. a knob bigger than an erect clitoris
  4. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    A pair of tits to grope whenever I have the passing fancy...
  5. A Chinook to take the dog for a day trip in.
  6. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    A Warrior (of the AFV variety, not men in uniform) for an everyday runaround. No worries about carjacking, no worries about scratched paint, and bags of room for shagging.
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Moobs, there the way ahead.
  8. A wife that says yes
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    She does!
  10. Sex slaves.
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Not with her mouth full.
  12. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  13. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Nah, they are sh1t. Got a pair of beer - formed ones coming along, and its not the same twisting the nips and grabbing the funbags with all that damn hair in the way.
  14. as I often say when someone says "I want (insert idotic, rude or iritating desire here)"
    I reply:
    "yes and I want a hot night of unbridled passion with megan fox, but its not going to happen is it?"