I'v notcied something.

#1
Black boiler suits, red trousers, flappy hats, gay scarves, You metal throbbing heavier lumps need to reconsider your dress sense, Otherwise Big Rob Is going to start punching guys on site, purely for your ridiculous appearance.. dont make me do it. Just dress normal.
 
#4
I've just noticed something too. This in my inbox:

snail trails.
Fuck off Snail, you would suck the pre cum off the cum the next chick sucked off me. Grabbing old pic of me you shite head prick, admit you would though.?
What a thoroughly nice chap.
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
#5
Slugs, get your coat, you've pulled.
 
#9
Punching people on site? What are you, a christian Scientist? Fuck off Big (Th)Rob(ber). you are not funny, entertaining or in any way redeeming - except perhaps as a "there but for the grace of God go I" sort of reminder.

May you void your bowels, in white jeans, at Tescos, far from the customer loos!
 
#10
Punching people on site? What are you, a christian Scientist? Fuck off Big (Th)Rob(ber). you are not funny, entertaining or in any way redeeming - except perhaps as a "there but for the grace of God go I" sort of reminder.

May you void your bowels, in white jeans, at Tescos, far from the customer loos!
Is that like a Flashyesque "typing in an aggressive font" type punching??
 
#11
No BB67. I assume, like the kung fu masters disciplining Bruce Lee, Big Rob will concentrate very, very hard (warning, may contain Ritalin) and send a thought-energy bolt through the ether and it will explode like ball lightning into the recipient's puss.

Or maybe he'll just type in block caps...
 
#12
How does this chap ARRSE-outrank me? Does writing complete tosh grant more kudos than thought-out arguments? Should I be playing knock-and-run with Snail's Inbox (no jokes) to garner rank?
 
#13
No BB67. I assume, like the kung fu masters disciplining Bruce Lee, Big Rob will concentrate very, very hard (warning, may contain Ritalin) and send a thought-energy bolt through the ether and it will explode like ball lightning into the recipient's puss.

Or maybe he'll just type in block caps...

oooh NOW I'm scared, he sounds well 'ard man!!

I shouldn't worry though, that sort of power is only possible with extreme concentration, and Captain Underpant aka Big Rob has both the attention span and the penis of a very confused goldfish!!
 
#16
I think you misunderstand this fellow. His previous alias, "rob_da_hero" is in fact an imperative. He was trying to convey his will to attempt to foricibly remove possessions from people who have done something with their lives (I.E,"hero[es]") because he has nothing to show for his existence.
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
#17
So to add to the warriors, the brave soldiers who have a life and the Cold War Warriors, who once had a life, now we must add cyber-warriors to the ranks of Arrse, those who never will have a life beyond the realm of the keyboard.

Might as well close it down now.

NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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