• ARRSE have partnered with Armadillo Merino to bring you an ARRSE exclusive, generous discount offer on their full price range.
    To keep you warm with the best of Merino gear, visit www.armadillomerino.co.uk and use the code: NEWARRSE40 at the checkout to get 40% off!
    This superb deal has been generously offered to us by Armadillo Merino and is valid until midnight on the the 28th of February.

Its Un-British to...

In order to really get to the bottom of what it is to be British, I thought we should start at examing what being un-british is.

Ant takers?

My starters are:

It's un-British to:

Talk on the Tube
Brag how great it is to be British (even though it is)
not slag off the French
Kick a man/woman when they are down
Buy half pints
Not stand your round

etc etc

See if you can do any better! the more cynical, the better!
To find rap music (whatever that is) anything more than an incomprehensible, crotch-grabbing, simian chanting, punctuated by shouts of "mo'fo" (again, whatever that is).

Latest Threads