Its Un-British to...

#1
In order to really get to the bottom of what it is to be British, I thought we should start at examing what being un-british is.

Ant takers?

My starters are:

It's un-British to:

Talk on the Tube
Brag how great it is to be British (even though it is)
not slag off the French
Kick a man/woman when they are down
Buy half pints
Not stand your round

etc etc


See if you can do any better! the more cynical, the better!
 
#3
Complain about anything,
Wear speedos
To take your socks off when shagging
 
#4
Reserve your sun lounger.

Leave a tip.

Leave the bar while it's still serving.

Not stand in an orderly queue.

Drink coffee at breakfast.
 
#8
To not drink tea.

To not feel smug when the Germans are losing. At anything.

To be good at tennis.

To fasten the bottom button on a waistcoat.
 
#12
Ozduke said:
Allow a despot African dictator to get away with what he wants without our express permission.
I think you'll find the title is UN-British....
 
#13
#14
Laugh at Morris Dancers..........yeah right.
 
#15
To not say "thank you" at least seven times in the simplest of social interactions - such as buying one's copy of the morning newspaper
 
#16
To speak any foreign language.
 
#17
Admit that the oncoming typhoon is anything more than the weather being a little disappointing during Wimbledon.
 
#18
To punch the air in triumph having scored a goal/try/six, what ever.
 
#19
To find rap music (whatever that is) anything more than an incomprehensible, crotch-grabbing, simian chanting, punctuated by shouts of "mo'fo" (again, whatever that is).
 

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