It's the end of Arrse as we now it and we feel fine.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by King_of_the_Burpas, Jun 2, 2012.

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  1. It seems to me that Arrse has got a bit flabby.

    There's a sense that everything has been covered and there's nothing else to say about anything. It's a doldrum or a mid life crisis and we need a bit of wind to fart us out of it.

    Sheds. SLR. Running times. Higgs Bosun. Pikeys. Walts. Vaaastly porkable maidens. Chavs. Septics. Rock Apes. Boathouses. Tropper. Hats. Jarrod's car. Jimbo. Having a Shit (ref Jimbo). 7.62 v 5.56. The inevitable collapse of the Capitalist system due to the current price of Eurobonds, ffs.

    Is there anything left for the Arrsegenius to pronounce upon?

    (a prediction for spreadbetters: The next reply will be "no")
  2. The death of Sluggy. Arrses final hour.
  3. KOTB, any reason why it's been posted twice or just boredom?

    No worries, just seen the answer on the other thread.
  4. Get fucked you Harry Ramp.
  5. You'd have to find somewhere else to publicly massage your own ego you civvy. I think the Job Centre has adverts for 'self centred look at me' types so when you sign on again you should apply.
  6. Pies and Kylie's arse?
  7. Flowers will be placed in the wine isle of Tesco's Catterick.

    Elton John will write a song.
  8. Never mind, in a couple of years there will be a new breed of troops who live in "the now" and will regard the present Hot War Warriors as a bunch of fannies who never actually did anything.
  9. Surely finest hour.
  10. "Candle up her minge"?
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  11. It's pre-embalmed.
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  12. How about pies IN Kylie's arse?
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  13. mmmmm!! with a fanny full of brown ale sounds like a gourmet meal fit for any arser male or female !
  14. Kylie's arrse has got piles?
  15. Ace - I'm a civvy.
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