It's the end of Arrse as we know it and we feel fine.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by King_of_the_Burpas, Jun 2, 2012.

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  1. It seems to me that Arrse has got a bit flabby.

    There's a sense that everything has been covered and there's nothing else to say about anything. It's a doldrum or a mid life crisis and we need a bit of wind to fart us out of it.

    Sheds. SLR. Running times. Higgs Bosun. Pikeys. Walts. Vaaastly porkable maidens. Chavs. Septics. Rock Apes. Boathouses. Tropper. Hats. Jarrod's car. Jimbo. Having a Shit (ref Jimbo). 7.62 v 5.56. The inevitable collapse of the Capitalist system due to the current price of Eurobonds, ffs.

    Is there anything left for the Arrsegenius to pronounce upon?

    (a prediction for spreadbetters: The next reply will be "no")
  2. Not to mention the fact that it's now moderated by the Gestapo.
  3. Duty pissed off skinny bint reporting for duty sir.

    Anyone fancy a pop at me?

    Thought not.

    Don't. Just don't.
  4. You can fuck off as well.
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  5. You have become really rather grumpy lately.
  6. There's a whiff of fear in the air, no doubt. I cocked up myself just now by posting the same thread twice and I've locked the back door.

    Seems to me that any edgy thread either produces appalling filth, which is to be commended, or a kind of 'fiddling under the blanket' filthyness, which is like looking at a puppy that flinches when you go to pat him.
  7. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    lesbian goat porn is a subject that has been lacking lately.
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  8. skid2

    skid2 LE Book Reviewer

    Just not looking in the right place.
  9. I think even that's been done. Lance Private Jones majors on it.
  10. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

  11. We need a forum related murder, some flame war between nancy boys that turns in to an outing with a claw hammer.

    That would give us a dark seceret to bind us all together that we never speak about apart from when people are drunk and emotional.

    It's that or we accidently kill a prostitute.
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  12. Didn't Mr Philpott (or MDN) post on here a while back?

    Same old, same old.
  13. I've got an ear infection, J Cunningham from Darlo has fucked my garden (and me) over, and I'm hungry.

    Bite me.

    Oh, and I'm cold and have no pink wine. Nor a pony.
  14. You ex Green jacket?
  15. That's another thing Snaily. You're always ill and moaning about it. Why don't you find a bronzed Apollo to hurl himself from a balcony onto your wanton body, with a tin of Quality Street and a pint of porter. You'll feel a lot better.
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