It's the end of Arrse as we know it and we feel fine.

#1
It seems to me that Arrse has got a bit flabby.

There's a sense that everything has been covered and there's nothing else to say about anything. It's a doldrum or a mid life crisis and we need a bit of wind to fart us out of it.

Sheds. SLR. Running times. Higgs Bosun. Pikeys. Walts. Vaaastly porkable maidens. Chavs. Septics. Rock Apes. Boathouses. Tropper. Hats. Jarrod's car. Jimbo. Having a Shit (ref Jimbo). 7.62 v 5.56. The inevitable collapse of the Capitalist system due to the current price of Eurobonds, ffs.

Is there anything left for the Arrsegenius to pronounce upon?

(a prediction for spreadbetters: The next reply will be "no")
 
#3
It seems to me that Arrse has got a bit flabby.

There's a sense that everything has been covered and there's nothing else to say about anything. It's a doldrum or a mid life crisis and we need a bit of wind to fart us out of it.

Sheds. SLR. Running times. Higgs Bosun. Pikeys. Walts. Vaaastly porkable maidens. Chavs. Septics. Rock Apes. Boathouses. Tropper. Hats. Jarrod's car. Jimbo. Having a Shit (ref Jimbo). 7.62 v 5.56. The inevitable collapse of the Capitalist system due to the current price of Eurobonds, ffs.

Is there anything left for the Arrsegenius to pronounce upon?

(a prediction for spreadbetters: The next reply will be "no")
Duty pissed off skinny bint reporting for duty sir.

Anyone fancy a pop at me?

Thought not.

Don't. Just don't.
 
#4
#6
There's a whiff of fear in the air, no doubt. I cocked up myself just now by posting the same thread twice and I've locked the back door.

Seems to me that any edgy thread either produces appalling filth, which is to be commended, or a kind of 'fiddling under the blanket' filthyness, which is like looking at a puppy that flinches when you go to pat him.
 

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#7
lesbian goat porn is a subject that has been lacking lately.
 
#9
I think even that's been done. Lance Private Jones majors on it.
 
#11
We need a forum related murder, some flame war between nancy boys that turns in to an outing with a claw hammer.

That would give us a dark seceret to bind us all together that we never speak about apart from when people are drunk and emotional.

It's that or we accidently kill a prostitute.
 
#12
Didn't Mr Philpott (or MDN) post on here a while back?

Same old, same old.
 
#13
You have become really rather grumpy lately.
I've got an ear infection, J Cunningham from Darlo has fucked my garden (and me) over, and I'm hungry.

Bite me.

Oh, and I'm cold and have no pink wine. Nor a pony.
 
#15
I've got an ear infection, J Cunningham from Darlo has fucked my garden (and me) over, and I'm hungry.

Bite me.

Oh, and I'm cold and have no pink wine. Nor a pony.
That's another thing Snaily. You're always ill and moaning about it. Why don't you find a bronzed Apollo to hurl himself from a balcony onto your wanton body, with a tin of Quality Street and a pint of porter. You'll feel a lot better.
 
#16
It seems to me that Arrse has got a bit flabby.
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Shit. SLR. Shit. More shit
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(a prediction for spreadbetters: The next reply will be "no")
Is it February again, already?
 
#18
#20
Chocolate medals. You forgot chocolate medals. Once a preserve of the UNFICYP award but now allocated to the plethora of unearned Jubilee and (wishful thinking on some parts) Coronation medals. Of course, the next one will be the Joining Up Medal rapidly followed by the Passed Basic Training Medal. We'll piss them Yanks off with their fruit salad by the end of the decade.
And there'll always be room for the "I lost an eye when I was 10, can I still join up as a sniper?" or "My doctor has diagnosed me with an incurable brain tumour. Can I get away with not declaring it when I go to the Careers office?" type threads.
And I'm pretty sure the PCS will be withdrawn in a year or two so we can have the "This new 2015 pattern coverall is shite. I've got nothing to tuck in and the sleeves are already cut off so I can't roll them up" thread. Everyone will be issued maroon berets in the future and it will be policy for the cap badge to be worn over the left ear so we'll get the "real" Paras starting to wear them over the left eye just to look "ally". Afghanistan will be closed and the infantry will be back to sweeping out garages, cleaning up horse shit and painting rocks white outside the guardroom whilst the Old and Bold Thread will be full of knackered old buggers telling us how many Telics and Herricks they deployed on whilst the youngsters will be preparing for war against the Provisional Cornish Separation Army - the Official Cornish Separation Army etc.
No, I'm pretty sure Arrse will keep rolling along. Shit never flows up.
 

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