Its raining penises

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by boney_m, Apr 25, 2008.

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  1. How arrse would look if it was raining penises.


    Its important to know. Works for any website if you fancy shocking your granny or co-workers.

  2. Pedantic, I know, but wouldn't the pleural of penis be penii?
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Does one of those belong to Legs?
  4. Nope.

    I worked hard to earn my GCSE E in English.
  5. I'm sure that happens here alot, I've certainly dealt with a few cocks today...
  6. Should'nt that read an E in GCSE English.

    awaits incoming
  7. Shouldn't that be Pedantry?
  8. Probably. I was going for German sentence order. Pedantic fcukers.
  9. Shouldn't that read shouldn't?
  10. You need an exclamation mark after pedantic fcukers too :D
  11. :D is doing the job of '.', '!' or '?' ? I'm confussed, MATRON!
  12. it's confused

    probably i only got an F in English coz im speshul not thick
  13. It's, err plural

    Penes is one option.
  14. Quite so, Mr Rocks. It's only pleural if one is shoved into your chest cavity during an orgy.