Its quiet... too quiet...

Discussion in 'Int Corps' started by CRmeansCeilingReached, Apr 3, 2005.

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  1. its official - this is the quietest capbadge forum on arrse... guess that shows who is 60% deployed in sandier climes and too busy to get on the net? :cry:
  2. I'm sure most of the people in the sandpit have plenty of time to get on the net....they are just far too occupied concealing their donkey porn fetish from the DV man to post on here!! :D
  3. Either that or are just to up them selves to post!
  4. "If you've nothing to say..."

    Join the Signals and say it.
  5. The porn-star name thread is in the naafi-bar......that's probably where they all are....collecting mothers maiden names and first pets names so they have enough info to steal everyone's identities, get a new passport, bank account, car, home, florida villa, and get the feck out of the Int Corps.....
  6. It's because we are all so tip top secret, anything posted on the net is bound to carry a PM. Or we are just (rightly?) paranoid about logging on to ARRSE from a DII desk top. Never did trust those Security Section types. Remember, security must make sense.
  7. Security must indeed make sense, but it is strange how the people who get bounced for putting 'inappropriate' information on t'internet are normally members of security sections. Remember people, practice what you preach. Security is not a dirty word. Unlike crevice.
  8. Or slit, that is just plain filthy.
  9. Slit? Filthy? How about "like a black cat with its throat cut open".... Now thats filthy.
  10. That doesn't count - it's 9 words not one.

    Mong. Thats one word. Not filthy, but sure does fit.

    :lol: :wink:
  11. Gash. Just plain nasty, pure and simple.
  12. 'Gobnascale' The ugliest word in the NorthWest Frontier.
  13. There shoud be a Viz Profanisaurus next to the Good Book in every office! :twisted:
  14. Hippocrocadogapig - not nice
  15. Girth..? or perhaps "Moist"