Its only Micheal Jackson!

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parahopes said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article7069912.ece

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The young man, who is black, is mentally ill and is understood to suffer from delusions of being a white woman. He is said to bleach his skin and to have a fascination with electrical wiring.
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Jacko?
No. Just someone with an account at Maplins.
 
#4
Nothing like a good 'ol nutter to make you larf, I especially liked the "wearing a barrister's wig" just to give it that extra Panache.
Feckin loon! :p
 
#5
Mumbling, furtiveness and looking anxious are some of the mannerisms that the police are currently advising the public to report.
Sounds like your average MP to me.
 
#7
"Care in the Community" F***ing wonderfull
 
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trowel

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#8
parahopes said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article7069912.ece

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The young man, who is black, is mentally ill and is understood to suffer from delusions of being a white woman. He is said to bleach his skin and to have a fascination with electrical wiring.
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Jacko?
I can`t understand why someone like that is allowed to run about loose.
 
#9
trowel said:
parahopes said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article7069912.ece

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The young man, who is black, is mentally ill and is understood to suffer from delusions of being a white woman. He is said to bleach his skin and to have a fascination with electrical wiring.
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Jacko?
I can`t understand why someone like that is allowed to run about loose.
Are you going to look after him?
 
#10
trowel said:
parahopes said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article7069912.ece

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The young man, who is black, is mentally ill and is understood to suffer from delusions of being a white woman. He is said to bleach his skin and to have a fascination with electrical wiring.
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Jacko?
I can`t understand why someone like that is allowed to run about loose.
I think you'll find it's only since he switched from mains to battery power.
 
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trowel

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#11
llech said:
trowel said:
parahopes said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article7069912.ece

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The young man, who is black, is mentally ill and is understood to suffer from delusions of being a white woman. He is said to bleach his skin and to have a fascination with electrical wiring.
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Jacko?
I can`t understand why someone like that is allowed to run about loose.
Are you going to look after him?
How hard is it to turn a key in a lock?
 
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trowel

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#12
Several years ago I worked at the largest mental hospital in the south of England. No, I am not some sort of therapist. We were turning the whole place into luxury flats. Someone was making a huge profit by depriving the public of a secure holding facility for the unstable.
 
#13
trowel said:
llech said:
trowel said:
parahopes said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article7069912.ece

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The young man, who is black, is mentally ill and is understood to suffer from delusions of being a white woman. He is said to bleach his skin and to have a fascination with electrical wiring.
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Jacko?
I can`t understand why someone like that is allowed to run about loose.
Are you going to look after him?
How hard is it to turn a key in a lock?
At the risk of getting serious in the Naafi, I think you've answered your own question with the previous post. :)
 
#15
Pull-up-a-sandbag said:
Could'nt we run him on Bluetooth/Wireless? if the technology is there...........
It might be possible. Providing the barrister's wig doesn't have a tin foil lining.
 
#16
I didn't know Mr Menezes was wearing a barristers wig when he was shot, they didn't tell us that in the news
 
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