Its only Micheal Jackson!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Little_Lion_Man, Mar 21, 2010.

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  1. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Lucky he didn't experience a bit of hollow point rewiring of his noggin, the fecking lunatic
     
  2. No. Just someone with an account at Maplins.
     
  3. Nothing like a good 'ol nutter to make you larf, I especially liked the "wearing a barrister's wig" just to give it that extra Panache.
    Feckin loon! :p
     
  4. Sounds like your average MP to me.
     
  5. lol. almost pissed myself reading that!
     
  6. "Care in the Community" F***ing wonderfull
     
  7. I can`t understand why someone like that is allowed to run about loose.
     
  8. Are you going to look after him?
     
  9. I think you'll find it's only since he switched from mains to battery power.
     
  10. How hard is it to turn a key in a lock?
     
  11. Several years ago I worked at the largest mental hospital in the south of England. No, I am not some sort of therapist. We were turning the whole place into luxury flats. Someone was making a huge profit by depriving the public of a secure holding facility for the unstable.
     
  12. At the risk of getting serious in the Naafi, I think you've answered your own question with the previous post. :)
     
  13. Could'nt we run him on Bluetooth/Wireless? if the technology is there...........
     
  14. It might be possible. Providing the barrister's wig doesn't have a tin foil lining.