Its Ok, Madlebums in Charge

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by GordonBrown, Aug 7, 2009.

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  1. Fanfookintastic

    The b@stard will be w@nking himself silly in a power crazed fantasy come true. I wonder if he will remember to hand back the big chair to Gordon when the time comes?
  2. "Downing Street said Lord Mandelson was the minister in charge of day-to-day affairs and was "contactable". He has been on holiday in Corfu this week."

    The 'PM' can be contacted at…

    Adonis Bar
    Kokkini - Ropa Valley
    Corfu, Greece 49100

    Te: (6948) 368804

    Allegedly :wink:
  3. Nice one mandy running the Uk from a yacht in Corfu, so much for hands on management. Good he cares about us!!!
  4. Quick bolt the back doors and don't let him back in

  5. Too late, I'd imagine he's busy banging on the 'back door' as we speak. :wink:
  6. Shows how far the UK's fallen, tat like Harman and Mandy running the show :(
  7. It's coming to something when John Prescott is seen as a less bad option.....
  8. Sorry but i cannot get over the fact that this man who is unelected, is actually in charge of the government, us, we (ok you) great few. How can this even be an option? Why are we putting up with it? The contempt with which this government hold the electorate is palpable.

    Ah well, whats on telly...................................
  9. Not just unelected,but a crook and a queer to boot.

    Britain has sunk to a new low.
  10. Show some respect please: all reference to "Mandy" must henceforth be replaced by:

    The Right Honourable the Lord Mandelson of Foy in the county of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the county of Durham, First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and Lord President of the Council.

    Said title must be used when corresponding with him on matters concerning any of the 7 Ministers of State and 4 Parliamentary Secretaries who now report directly to an (unelected) political appointee whose nearest historical equivalent is said to be Cardinal Wolsey

    Some academics dispute this on the grounds that Wolsey is most unlikely to have ever mistaken mushy peas for guacamole.
  11. Why oh why can't the Yanks actually drop a Jdam and have a blue on blue type of event.
    More of a Blue on Pink in this case.

  12. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    Technically some unelected buffoon is always in charge of the UK - We elect a party not a person over here :D
  13. Now is the time for the Queen to strike and say enough you are all fired with all the so called head shed away.
  14. We might be better off without any of the clowns in charge. ordinary folk could just get on with things without their meddling and posturing.