Its Official...Geordies are f*cking stupid.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Biscuits_AB, Aug 14, 2008.

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  1. Well, there you have it. Students in the South East of England gained more A level passes that those thick 'wey aye' stottie eating, 8 Ace drinking, drug addled, Geordie f*ckwits.

    So, another generation of soap dodging, benefit swindlers head for a career in crime.

    Geordies....thick as f*ck.
     
  2. Huzzah for the south!
     
  3. I think we can safely assume that Biscuits_AB is not a Newcastle fan then!

    Can't help thinking that he has a point though - HQ of Northern Rock seems to have swindled a rather large chunk of our cash.

    Canny.
     
  4. No,he's from Sunderland.
     
  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Students eh? Fascinating, Fatso. But hey, since we're chatting....

    Greggs is it? Pasties and Pies?

    Any time you're ready fat boy.

    Take your time.
     
  6. Greggs is it!!!???? In the south they canny even get the name right, it's Braggs doon there!!!!

    I've known quite a few Geordies over the years n they're fine folk. But the "Toon-ite in the big bruther hows" accent does ma tits in!!! Aaargh!!!

    Anyway Geordies according to my gran were only those Irish that coodny swim or Jocks wi their brains kicked oot.

    Doesny make ye a bad person though!!! :D
     
  7. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    I 'tink you'll find students from Norn Iron did better overall than England & Wales;

     
  8. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    I 'tink you'll find students from Norn Iron did better overall than England & Wales;

     
  9. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    I 'tink you'll find students from Norn Iron did better overall than England & Wales;

     
  10. And thrice yeah I say Spike.....

    Spacker :D I coodny do that pished.......

    (edited to add - too pished to re-enter taht another twice soooo....)

    multiply this post by.....

    at least two.

    Dinny care - havn a live kara-oke wi pals in nippon - errrooofawwwwwww :D
     
  11. hmm.. well thank god i didnt take them. best of luck to the paddies
     
  12. That'll be because he isn't a Geordie, but has one of those unpleasant accents found between Newcastle and Leeds that are neither Geordie or Yorkshire but some ghastly hybrid.

    This includes Sunderland, Boro, Darlo etc.
     
  13. Have you ever noticed how people from Darlington manage to put three syllables into Darloooeeeerr.

    Doesn't mean they're thick mind.
     
  14. a, "The A level is getting easier"
    b, All Northerners are coming to sign on down South.
     
  15. Was it ever up for debate? If you're north of birmingham you are only fit for the most basic of tasks, breathing, swallowing and the like.