Its Official...Geordies are f*cking stupid.

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Biscuits_AB

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#1
Well, there you have it. Students in the South East of England gained more A level passes that those thick 'wey aye' stottie eating, 8 Ace drinking, drug addled, Geordie f*ckwits.

So, another generation of soap dodging, benefit swindlers head for a career in crime.

Geordies....thick as f*ck.
 
#3
I think we can safely assume that Biscuits_AB is not a Newcastle fan then!

Can't help thinking that he has a point though - HQ of Northern Rock seems to have swindled a rather large chunk of our cash.

Canny.
 

TheIronDuke

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#4
Biscuits_AB said:
Students eh? Fascinating, Fatso. But hey, since we're chatting....

Elvis Aaron Presley
Jan 1935 - 16 Aug 1977
He'd have f*cking loved Greggs the fat c*nt.
Greggs is it? Pasties and Pies?

Any time you're ready fat boy.

Take your time.
 
#5
TheIronDuke said:
Biscuits_AB said:
Students eh? Fascinating, Fatso. But hey, since we're chatting....

Elvis Aaron Presley
Jan 1935 - 16 Aug 1977
He'd have f*cking loved Greggs the fat c*nt.
Greggs is it? Pasties and Pies?

Any time you're ready fat boy.

Take your time.
Greggs is it!!!???? In the south they canny even get the name right, it's Braggs doon there!!!!

I've known quite a few Geordies over the years n they're fine folk. But the "Toon-ite in the big bruther hows" accent does ma tits in!!! Aaargh!!!

Anyway Geordies according to my gran were only those Irish that coodny swim or Jocks wi their brains kicked oot.

Doesny make ye a bad person though!!! :D
 
#6
LondonTankie said:
Huzzah for the Norn Iron!
I 'tink you'll find students from Norn Iron did better overall than England & Wales;

Northern Ireland's A level students are celebrating tonight. It's the best ever showing by local pupils and they again outperformed their contemporaries in England and Wales.
 
#7
LondonTankie said:
Huzzah for the Norn Iron!
I 'tink you'll find students from Norn Iron did better overall than England & Wales;

Northern Ireland's A level students are celebrating tonight. It's the best ever showing by local pupils and they again outperformed their contemporaries in England and Wales.
 
#8
LondonTankie said:
Huzzah for the Norn Iron!
I 'tink you'll find students from Norn Iron did better overall than England & Wales;

Northern Ireland's A level students are celebrating tonight. It's the best ever showing by local pupils and they again outperformed their contemporaries in England and Wales.
 
#9
And thrice yeah I say Spike.....

Spacker :D I coodny do that pished.......

(edited to add - too pished to re-enter taht another twice soooo....)

multiply this post by.....

at least two.

Dinny care - havn a live kara-oke wi pals in nippon - errrooofawwwwwww :D
 
#10
spike7451 said:
LondonTankie said:
Huzzah for the Norn Iron!
I 'tink you'll find students from Norn Iron did better overall than England & Wales;

Northern Ireland's A level students are celebrating tonight. It's the best ever showing by local pupils and they again outperformed their contemporaries in England and Wales.
hmm.. well thank god i didnt take them. best of luck to the paddies
 
#11
Sparky2339 said:
But the "Toon-ite in the big bruther hows" accent does ma tits in!!! Aaargh!!!
That'll be because he isn't a Geordie, but has one of those unpleasant accents found between Newcastle and Leeds that are neither Geordie or Yorkshire but some ghastly hybrid.

This includes Sunderland, Boro, Darlo etc.
 
#12
Have you ever noticed how people from Darlington manage to put three syllables into Darloooeeeerr.

Doesn't mean they're thick mind.
 
#14
Biscuits_AB said:
Well, there you have it. Students in the South East of England gained more A level passes that those thick 'wey aye' stottie eating, 8 Ace drinking, drug addled, Geordie f*ckwits.

So, another generation of soap dodging, benefit swindlers head for a career in crime.

Geordies....thick as f*ck.
Was it ever up for debate? If you're north of birmingham you are only fit for the most basic of tasks, breathing, swallowing and the like.
 
#15
Feck off, sothurn puffta's, wa not oll fick init?like? eh? see, I;m write isn't it way aye!
 
#16
Hallveg

If only you were not taking the p1ss there....

You will fit right in in Italy, as your English is closer to Italian.

Ya fucka.....
 

The_Duke

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Moderator
#17
Sparky2339 said:
And thrice yeah I say Spike.....

Spacker :D I coodny do that pished.......

(edited to add - too pished to re-enter taht another twice soooo....)

multiply this post by.....

at least two.

Dinny care - havn a live kara-oke wi pals in nippon - errrooofawwwwwww :D
Better a thick Geordie than a pished up porridge gobbler typing in a Mel Gibson "Braveheart" accent. Dinny, canny, coodny....English for the terminally stupid.
 
#18
Hoo man fcuk off yi bastads, who wants to be a sandle wearing student anyways! bunch of lentil eating cnuts!!
 
#19
I think it ill behoves the English to mock the Scottish education system...especially on a day when Paxman has got all our backs up by criticising the great Rabbie Burns himself!
 
#20
spike7451 said:
LondonTankie said:
Huzzah for the Norn Iron!
I 'tink you'll find students from Norn Iron did better overall than England & Wales;

Northern Ireland's A level students are celebrating tonight. It's the best ever showing by local pupils and they again outperformed their contemporaries in England and Wales.
Only because the Geordies are dragging the average down. :D
 

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