Its official, Brit women are the biggest heifers in Europe

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  1. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP RIP

    That'll be all those Mickey Dees and binge drinking then :oops:

  2. Fat_Cav

    Fat_Cav LE

    The Cheese-eating Surrender Monkey's would be first, it's still a poverty striken shite-hole.

    They probably came a close third in the world rankings behind Sudan and Eritrea.
  3. Least they don't have hairy arm pits!
  4. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP RIP

    Why do you want to know about the blokes, are you an uphill gardener or something? :twisted:

    I notice the Netherlands is up there with us Brits for fatties, but they must hide them away here as I don't see a lot around the place.
  5. Darn, i see your point, edited!

    Ok lets try a different angle, which country as a whole, ranks as the fattest!
  6. Bugsy

    Bugsy Crow

    It's all very well talking about slim and stuff, but when push comes to shove, them lard-arssed Brit biddies may be slower, but they'll hit 'em a whole lot harder.

  7. But what we really want to know is who are the biggest slappers?

    I'm betting it'll be Gold for Britain again!
  8. Fat people should be shot.
  9. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP RIP

    That ones easy, the Irish. They are far and above the most promiscuous women in Europe. I have extensive field research results to support this conclusion. :D
  10. Bugsy

    Bugsy Crow

    :D :D :D :D :D Guarda la sorpresa sulla mia facia! :D :D :D :D :D

  11. Welsh :p
  12. Odo_de_StAmand

    Odo_de_StAmand War Hero

    Are we talking women or sheep.............??

  13. JWRRC318

    JWRRC318 Old-Salt

    That's because the only place you've ever been to in Holland is the brothels in Amsterdam isn't it? Admit it old_sgt! And you're hardly likely to get fat birds there are you?
  14. JJ123

    JJ123 Old-Salt

    I blame Gok Wan. Fcuking tosspot.
  15. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP RIP

    Shhhhh ;)

    Who or what is Gok Wan? :?