Its not W*nking That Makes You Blind

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Storeman Norman, May 24, 2006.

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  1. This is the link which claims it's smoking, not w*nking, which makes you go blind

    Hmm. So all you chaps who enjoy one off the wrist can do so now with impunity. You won't go blind after all. How many a day does Mr Blunkett enjoy though?

    Or perhaps we should look at this another way and have a health warning tattooed to our hand(s)!
  2. Yeah, but if you are w*nking whilst smoking and spaff in your eye, will it hasten the onset of blindness?