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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by hallveg, May 24, 2012.

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  1. In fact I've done it before but it was years ago and there might be some new ones!

    Face like a ....
    Fanny like a ....

    To get it rolling

    Face like a bucket of slapped twats.
    Fanny like a yawning hippo.

    Carry on.
  2. Face like an unfunny cunt on ARRSE.
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  3. Face like a melted wellie....

    Fanny like a half eaten kebab....
  4. Did I miss the bit about where you made everyone laugh, don't like don't do, simples, shitlips :)
  5. Face like a dog chewing wasps.

    Fanny like a ripped-out fireplace.
  6. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    Face like your Mum...

    Fanny like a wizard's sleeve...
  7. Fanny like a burst couch.
  8. face like dales fanny

    fanny like dales face
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  9. Face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
  10. Face like a dog fucking a bag of nails.
  11. Face like a dog's bum with a hat on

    Fanny like a dried-up washleather
  12. Face like a smashed crab

    Fanny like half a pound of chopped liver
  13. Face like a burnt thong.

    Fanny like a pulled apart toasted cheese sandwich.
  14. Face like a slapped ARRSE.
    Fanny (that smells) like a kippers cnut.
  15. Fanny like a dead badger with the guts hanging out.

    Face like its been set on fire & put out with a shovel.