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#1
In fact I've done it before but it was years ago and there might be some new ones!

Face like a ....
Fanny like a ....

To get it rolling


Face like a bucket of slapped twats.
Fanny like a yawning hippo.



Carry on.
 
#4
#5
Face like a dog chewing wasps.

Fanny like a ripped-out fireplace.
 
#8
face like dales fanny

fanny like dales face
 
#9
Face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
 
#12
Face like a smashed crab

Fanny like half a pound of chopped liver
 
#14
Face like a slapped ARRSE.
Fanny (that smells) like a kippers cnut.
 
#15
Fanny like a dead badger with the guts hanging out.

Face like its been set on fire & put out with a shovel.
 
#16
Just to mutate the thread a little :p

Body by Playboy, face by Playdough.

My take on the old Body by Baywatch, face by Crime watch effort.


Sent from my iPhone using ARRSE app with my weiner fingers.
 
#19
Face like a blind cobblers thumb (old school - are there cobblers anymore - "yeah - your post dixie-basher hahahahahah)

Fanny like a black cat with its throat cut.
 

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